I cooked my Bear meat

eelgrass · Dec 25, 2011

I usually have crab on Christmas eve, but Ransom didn't send me any (well he did, but I gave it to my mother-in-law). I decided to cook some bear.

It was such a nice day, and due to the danger involved, I decided to cook it outside. (why take a chance?).

After an hour and a half I think it's just about done. My wife got tired of waiting and headed off to McDonalds, so I had it all to myself.

A little tough, but not bad. Thanks for the warning BuckSnort!

Eel

overton · Dec 25, 2011

I didn't really pee on those crabs I sent you. I only did that too the one's I sent Lesgo and the Tards.

overton · Dec 25, 2011

Eel

I still need help. I'm trailing 45's stupid thread by 230 posts + or -. If you can help me win I'll sent you more crab.

http://www.monstermuleys.info/cgi-b...=show_thread&om=15647&forum=DCForumID11&omm=0

rugarm77 · Dec 25, 2011

I'm trailing 45's stupid thread by 230 posts + or -.

LMAO!!!!

eel I hope you have had your worm shots?

eelgrass · Dec 25, 2011

Rug, I think I'm ok. My eyes are a little puffy this morning but I'm sure it's from the eggnog?

Eel

BuckSnort · Dec 25, 2011

I hope you cooked it long enough Eel... You will know in a few days when you start dragging yer asss across the carpet and you keep falling off the couch trying to lick yer balls ...

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Model_70_Guy · Dec 26, 2011

>I hope you cooked it long
>enough Eel... You will know
>in a few days when
>you start dragging yer asss
>across the carpet and you
>keep falling off the couch
>trying to lick yer balls

Snort..

Eel's wife really hates when he drags his asss across the carpet ESPECIALLY when they have company but when your wormy whatcha gonna do???

overton · Dec 26, 2011

With those symptoms Mrs Eel would be hard pressed to see any difference in the old guy.

CAforkedhorn · Dec 26, 2011

So... Snort, when you were dragging your ass off the couch trying to lick your balls, were you successful?

BuckSnort · Dec 26, 2011

>So... Snort, when you were dragging
>your ass off the couch
>trying to lick your balls,
>were you successful?

Yes, Therefor I am selling some of the bear meat for $100 per LB...

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sageadvice · Dec 26, 2011

I'm sorry to hear that BuckSnort had to go thru what he has from that one camp cooked dinner but am VERY glad to learn from his experiences! I cook my game on the rare side... but i'll follow Steve's recipe for any bear meat i may get or just pass on the stuff all together!

BS, your comment #5 to Eel is a classic, busted me up! LOL

Joey

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eelgrass · Dec 26, 2011

All kidding aside, the piece of bear meat I ate was backstrap and was pretty good. It was cooked well done to be on the safe side so that made it a little tough, but this bear had been in the acorns so it has a good flavor.

I still have no desire to kill one though.

Eel

Wiszard · Dec 26, 2011

Good thing you didnt spell bear "bare"....

Steve
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larrbo · Dec 26, 2011

Dang Eel, you got to eat bear meat. I got stuck eating prime rib.

Devlin · Dec 26, 2011

?So how does it compare to Turtle meat ?

eelgrass · Dec 26, 2011

Devlin, a lot of turtle meat tastes like bear, since bear is a huge part of their diet in some areas.

larrbo, prime rib? Bummer.

Eel

dingo · Dec 26, 2011

Forget about what the internal temperature of the meat is to tell if it is done....

It looks like "When the thermometer can no longer be inserted into the meat....it is done"

Gator · Dec 26, 2011

You are a chef. LOL

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never_catch · Dec 26, 2011

After BuckSnort's experience eating bear, I don't know if I'll ever dare try it again?? I've had bear roasts that were pressure cooked before and I remember the roasts having a ton of fat in them...they were still pretty good tasting though.

Eel, if you start having BS symptoms in the next few days, maybe you and BS can open a pet store...call it "We got worms"

~Z~