Husband Down

[KILLERBEE]

Me and my wife were shopping in our local Wal-Mart. I picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks my wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' I replie.

'Put them back, we can't afford them during hunting season,' demands my wife, and so we carried on shopping.

A few aisles further along my wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' I asked.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies my wife.

I retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

As I wake up laying on the floor I hear on the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
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[IlikeEmBigAndTall]

remember LIKKERBEE,
it's the queen BEE that'll be drinking the Bud to enhance looks,
She's already cute,
just seeing if we can get your wings Buzzin?

 

[never_catch]

I'm sorry to hear your wife has bigger balls than you KB...that really sucks :-(

~Z~

 

[RACKMASTER]

if you were a real man she'd be to busy biting a pillow to even know what she looks like or even care!instead you must have false teeth and she makes you give them to her so you naw off your arm in the morning! even the coyote ugly need a bounce!

rackmaster

 

[knthartter]

KBee

I don't know what is worse the fact that your wife knocked your A@@ out or that it takes a case of beer to make your wife look good. Either way glad i'm not you:7

 

[nebo]

That's good.

 

[KILLERBEE]

i do hope that you realize it's a copy and paste joke- right?

 

[KILLERBEE]

ILIKEMBIGANDFAT AND NEVERCATCH, i couldn't help but notice you posted at 5:58 am and 6:03 am, you guys didn't wake up in the same bed again did you?