For those of you whom remember the end of last years shed season, a fellow called SHEDHAWK made an entrance.
It was short lived.
But for the fans....... Hes baaaaaaack!
In the form of SHEDYGAGA of course.
Now, I have noticed several folks asking the question "where do you guys find all these sheds?"
Well, today is these individuals lucky day! I am going to educate you.
First thing you need to do.
Locate this truck.
Follow this truck until you get near a reputable "Gentlemen's club"
Now, verify that there is a steak house near by.
If you have these things, you need to begin to look for large areas of sage brush.
You are there!
Its really that easy.
Now, for the hard part. You are going to need to load your I pod up with the proper selection of tunes. If you dont have HILLTOP HOODS in mass quantity, then just turn around and go back to the "Gentlemen's club", your horn hunt is over.
For those of you who have your HILLTOP HOODS, you will need to get your Lenny Kravits on. You gotta move through the sage like Lenny moves across the stage.
You need to pull out your ANTLER BLING pants.
And most important! NEVER EAT CORN BEFORE A SHED HUNT!
The body cant digest it. It has no nutritional value. And, it usually spreads out and touches the other food on the plate, which is unacceptable!
Now, Begin walking. Out through the sage. There are horns everywhere!
Here are the pics from my first horn hunt of the year.
This last weekend I hit it and did not have the best of luck, the deer are really spread out this year.
Enjoy.
Thank goodness the snow melted off. Friday and Saturday were a wet, muddy mess. Luckily, I walk on water. It wasn't a big problem for me.
Now, I am still looking for a few sheds.
This guy.
This guy.
And this guy.
If you see this antler on the ground, please DO NOT pick it up.
Let me know where it is. I need it to complete my collection!
The most iportant piece of advice I can give to a new shed hunter is to always remember, you have a wife, three kids, a cat, and a couple of strippers to support. So, stop reading the internet and go find some bone!
Post script.
The other option is to follow YELUM around. He usually can lead you directly to piles of antler.
Warning the guy drives like a maniac! Its tough to keep him from ditching you. But if you stay on his tail, eventually he has to lead you to the horns.
It was short lived.
But for the fans....... Hes baaaaaaack!
In the form of SHEDYGAGA of course.
Now, I have noticed several folks asking the question "where do you guys find all these sheds?"
Well, today is these individuals lucky day! I am going to educate you.
First thing you need to do.
Locate this truck.
Follow this truck until you get near a reputable "Gentlemen's club"
Now, verify that there is a steak house near by.
If you have these things, you need to begin to look for large areas of sage brush.
You are there!
Its really that easy.
Now, for the hard part. You are going to need to load your I pod up with the proper selection of tunes. If you dont have HILLTOP HOODS in mass quantity, then just turn around and go back to the "Gentlemen's club", your horn hunt is over.
For those of you who have your HILLTOP HOODS, you will need to get your Lenny Kravits on. You gotta move through the sage like Lenny moves across the stage.
You need to pull out your ANTLER BLING pants.
And most important! NEVER EAT CORN BEFORE A SHED HUNT!
The body cant digest it. It has no nutritional value. And, it usually spreads out and touches the other food on the plate, which is unacceptable!
Now, Begin walking. Out through the sage. There are horns everywhere!
Here are the pics from my first horn hunt of the year.
This last weekend I hit it and did not have the best of luck, the deer are really spread out this year.
Enjoy.
Thank goodness the snow melted off. Friday and Saturday were a wet, muddy mess. Luckily, I walk on water. It wasn't a big problem for me.
Now, I am still looking for a few sheds.
This guy.
This guy.
And this guy.
If you see this antler on the ground, please DO NOT pick it up.
Let me know where it is. I need it to complete my collection!
The most iportant piece of advice I can give to a new shed hunter is to always remember, you have a wife, three kids, a cat, and a couple of strippers to support. So, stop reading the internet and go find some bone!
Post script.
The other option is to follow YELUM around. He usually can lead you directly to piles of antler.
Warning the guy drives like a maniac! Its tough to keep him from ditching you. But if you stay on his tail, eventually he has to lead you to the horns.
