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A woman gets a facelift for her 47th birthday. On the way home, she stops at a newsstand and asks the sales clerk," how old do you think i am?"
"about 32," the clerk replies.
"actually i'm 47," the woman says.
She then goes into McDonald's and asks the the cashier the same question.
"i'd say about 29," she says.
" nope, i'm 47," the woman says again.
Later as she waits for the bus, she asks JB the same question.
"i'm 78," he says, "and my eyesight is starting to go, but when i was a young man, i could determine a womans age by putting my hands up her shirt and feeling her boobs."
curiosity getting the bestof her, she says " what the hell, go ahead."
so he slips his hands up her shirt and after a few minutes he says "your 47."
"thats amazing!" she says, stunned "how did you know?"
he replies "i was behind you in line at McDonalds."
"about 32," the clerk replies.
"actually i'm 47," the woman says.
She then goes into McDonald's and asks the the cashier the same question.
"i'd say about 29," she says.
" nope, i'm 47," the woman says again.
Later as she waits for the bus, she asks JB the same question.
"i'm 78," he says, "and my eyesight is starting to go, but when i was a young man, i could determine a womans age by putting my hands up her shirt and feeling her boobs."
curiosity getting the bestof her, she says " what the hell, go ahead."
so he slips his hands up her shirt and after a few minutes he says "your 47."
"thats amazing!" she says, stunned "how did you know?"
he replies "i was behind you in line at McDonalds."
