How fast is your Dad?

[eelgrass]

3 kids are talking about how fast their dads are.

1st kid says my dads so fast. He plays football and can throw a football 70 yards, run down the field and catch it for a touchdown.

2nd kid says that's nothing. My dads so fast. He plays baseball and can hit a base ball to center field and run out and catch it before it hits the ground.

3rd kid says that's nothing. My dad is so fast. He works for the government, gets off at 5:00 pm but gets home everyday at 2:00 pm.

Eel

 

[Roy]

HEY EEL!! I thought I told you to stay the hell away from my kids!!


HOOK 'EM!
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[eelgrass]

HEY ROY! If you're going to continue to work at Fort Hood, you might want to leave to go home a little earlier.

Eel

 

[Zeke]

Eel,

".....and that's a true story"

You let the cat out of the bag!
Zeke

 

[sageadvice]

Yep, true story!!

Joey


"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

 

[feddoc]

Dad # 3 needs to be fired; he should be home no later than 1100.

 

[nfh]

Funny thing about this joke is that its so true