What are your most creative uses of TP in the field when you have left the good stuff back at camp? I have used everything from leaves to my tighty whities to socks, etc. How about you? Let's hear 'em guys.
>What are your most creative uses
>of TP in the field
>when you have left the
>good stuff back at camp?
>I have used everything from
>leaves to my tighty whities
>to socks, etc. How
>about you? Let's hear 'em
>guys.
Just make sure they are your hunting partners socks.
Business cards will work if you have no TP. When I was young we went on a Scout backpack trip into the Uinta's. One of my friends Dad forgot TP so he used dollar bills and then just left them under a rock. We always wondered if someone ever picked them up later.
Geeeez, i don't know what would be worse, AWLB's natural animalistic approach, or lowcoutry's dragging my tail in the dirt like a poodle on the carpet........
Growing up my buddy was forced to use his cheap cotton gloves. Worked great until his mom found them the next day while pushing cows and brought him back his gloves that he had lost. she had no idea!!
pine cones, some type of lime green velvety soft plant, some type of green non-velvety plant, sticks, socks, pants pockets, rocks, sage brush, bark, pine bows, my tag...j\k..
what can I say I forgot my mountain man money a few times in the past...you'd think I'd learn by now
I use cheap cotton gloves too. I get them by the dozen, always have extras around and some in my day bag. That's if i run out of folded and plastic bagged paper towels, 1st choice, leaves and sticks are WAY down the list!
Ok how about this. Why is it you can never get one of those one wipe wonders that come every so often when you have the facilities of home. I mean c'mon it seems like everytime you're in the woods even if you do have an ample supply of paper it is like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet. It just ain't gonna happen.
>Ok how about this. Why
>is it you can never
>get one of those one
>wipe wonders that come every
>so often when you have
>the facilities of home.
>I mean c'mon it seems
>like everytime you're in the
>woods even if you do
>have an ample supply of
>paper it is like trying
>to wipe peanut butter out
>of shag carpet. It
>just ain't gonna happen.
LMAO, Exactly, it always works out that way!
I wonder if we should consider laser hair removal??
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LMAO - I would love to see the look on the face of the girl behind the counter when you walked up and said "how much to have the hair on my butt crack removed?" Priceless I'm sure.
I'm like most others on here using anything "Green" to get the job done if needed, but I wondered (while in this predicament last year)..... Have any of you used some "Natural" TP that gave you a bad rash or made you bust out in hives or something??? What a way to ruin a good hunt..LoL!
Whatcha do is find a good sized green leaf poke a hole in the middle with your finger, use your finger, then squeegy it off by wrapping the leaf around your finger and pullin it off!!!
When in the marines on a 4 day weekend my friend called asked if we had any tp in our room, i said no he said thanks think we were the only ones in the barricks. I asked what he ended up using i have used shirts, receipts socks list goes on and on...he had to use dryer sheets i laugh every time i think about it....On to the butt waxing my brothers friends little brother waxes his butt i thought he was always a lil funny, but he ended up meeting his wife she was the one that he went to get it waxed...proves you never know where your gonna meet that special one at ha ha...