Homie J @ the bar

[cjboz]

LAST EDITED ON May-05-10 AT 04:03PM (MST)[p]A guy walks into a bar and orders a white wine.

Wiz, Feleno, Tag, B-Bop, Roy, NV, D13er, Kilo and Bucksnort were sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada and my name is Homer J.."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada, Homer?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist. "

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What's a taxidermist? Do
you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of
us."

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

After his/her/it's post about the guns,I don't believe Homie is one of us?

 

[Feleno]

Sometimes its hard to beat a lonely sheep done up in lipstick and heavy eyeliner.

 

[eelgrass]

Here you go Feleno.

 

[Feleno]

dang Eel!! someone find me a pair of waders and a set of sheers.

 

[Deuce]

I think everyone knows what his favorite handgun is. Oops can I say that?

 

[Wiszard]

A white wine? That's probably too strong for a woman like HomerJ!

Steve

 

[overton]

Just one question. Why did Eel post a photo of Homer and then write "Here you go Feleno"?

 

[NVBighorn]

>I think everyone knows what his
>favorite handgun is. Oops can
>I say that?


Someone else's?

 

[never_catch]

F-Dude how the hell are ewe going to hang on if ewe take the sheers to her??

GO KOBE GO!!

~Z~

 

[Feleno]

catchman
you've obviously never done this before. You put the back legs inside your waders

 

[AZStickman]

"F-Dude how the hell are ewe going to hang on if ewe take the sheers to her??"

That's where the waders come in to play...... Terry

 

[never_catch]

LMAO you are correct Sir, I've never done it!!

GO KOBE GO!!

~Z~

 

[AZStickman]

F-Dude...Don't forget the value of a good cliff.... Terry

 

[cjboz]

Eel,where do you come up with these "racey" pics? I think we will need to keep an eye on ewe!!

 

[HomerJ]

Guess I should expect this by now... very mature!


?Men in general judge more by the sense of sight than by the sense of touch, because everyone can see, but only a few can test by feeling. Everyone sees what you seem to be, few know what you really are, and those few do not dare take a stand against the general opinion.? Niccolo Machiavelli

 

[Model_70_Guy]

Feleno - There is a problem with your "Wader Technique" which is why those in the know always lay them on their back....
It's the only way you can kiss em'

 

[Roy]

LAST EDITED ON May-07-10 AT 06:46AM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON May-07-10 AT 06:45?AM (MST)

>Feleno - There is a problem
>with your "Wader Technique" which
>is why those in the
>know always lay them on
>their back....
>It's the only way you can
>kiss em'

Ok Model70 - here is the line | here are you!

TMI bud! TMI! LMAO

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[Roy]

Eel - does your wife know you are posting those old pics of your ex again??

Homie - mature?? Well that may be something else that these guys are into but I think this falls more along the lines of the "fetish" category if you ask me.


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[Wiszard]

"Guess I should expect this by now... very mature!"

.....And you're ugly!....


Steve

 

[Model_70_Guy]

>>Feleno - There is a problem
>>with your "Wader Technique" which
>>is why those in the
>>know always lay them on
>>their back....
>>It's the only way you can
>>kiss em'
>
>Ok Model70 - here is the line | here are you!
>
>
>TMI bud! TMI! LMAO

Roy, I was just passing along some useful information that BOZ shared with me.. Mind you I wouldn't know anything about the above mentioned subject matter.. I was just saying...