eelgrass
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Homer was about two hours from San Diego when he was flagged down by a man whose truck
had broken down??
The man walked up to the car and
asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered Homer, "do
you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit
stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble?
"I'd be happy to," said Homer.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat Homer's car and carefully strapped
into their
seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he
was horrified!
There was Homer walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to Homer.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the
zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said Homer. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea
World."
had broken down??
The man walked up to the car and
asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered Homer, "do
you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit
stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble?
"I'd be happy to," said Homer.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat Homer's car and carefully strapped
into their
seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he
was horrified!
There was Homer walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to Homer.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the
zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said Homer. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea
World."
