Homer PLEASE DO TELL US???

[elkassassin]

You Bought a GMC This Time Instead of that BUTT-UGLY New Chevy?

 

[Wiszard]

The Meth business must be cranking over there in Bako....

 

[Paul_Crawford]

I wonder why the mayor of Bakersfield doesn't switch to Dodge? PC

 

[elkassassin]

Well PC!

I Think it Might be kinda like This here:

He'd Rather Walk Than Drive a Ford!

He'd Probably Rather Swim than Drive a Dodge?

I'm Just F'N with Him!

But I'd Just Like To Know If He's Driving one of the UGLIEST Chevy's Ever Built?

I wonder why the mayor of Bakersfield doesn't switch to Dodge? PC

 

[Gator]

OR he is just Smart.

 

[elkassassin]

Well HELL!

We All know He is Smart!

Somebody Even Called Him a SMART-ASS Once!

OR he is just Smart.

 

[Bluehair]

Are you implying that Homer drives a government subsidized vehicle?

 

[elkassassin]

Not Implying!

I'm Knowingly!

 

[Homer]

chevy bess....and no government involvment bluehair....

 

[elkassassin]

Yes Homer!

I Knew it was ONLY Chevy!

Do You Have a 2020 yet?

If You Do?

Good Thing it's not a 10 Speed Manual!

98 MPH F'N Speed Limiter!

You can Probably Hit the Limiter in 5th or 6th Gear?

When They Offer them with 4:10 Gears Let Me know!

chevy bess....and no government involvment bluehair....

 

[Homer]

lol bess......I haven't gone over 80 in 40 years....I wouldn't know where the speed is governed. 3.73 gears will pull your house off it's blocks....wtf is you gear ratio fetish rooted in???

 

[elkassassin]

So I Talked to a Friend today!

He Bought a 17 Ford Stroker!

Perty Proud of it!

Bought the New 20 Chevy DuraMAX!

Soon as He got the New Chevy, Ford Bumped their Power up to 475 HP & 1,050 ft lbs of Torque!

Said He Got a SPANKIN by the New Ford!

I Told Him to wait a Year & Chevy Will try & Out-Do the Ford!

Ford Offers 4:30 Gears and others!

GM offers one and only one Gear Ratio that is 3:42's!

I Expect in the next year or two GM will offer some Lower Gears!

I Don't need a Truck that would do 200 MPH and then have a 98 MPH Speed Limiter on it!

I'll Bet if You Geared that New GM DIRTY-MAX Down She'd be a Sweet Pullin Machine!

And it'd Still Hit the Speed Limiter!

 

[elkassassin]

Gonna Have to Give You a Ride one of these Days CUPSY & Show You what that DIRTY-MAX is Capable of!

UN-F'N-LEASH The Power!

Let that F'R Run!

lol bess......I haven't gone over 80 in 40 years....I wouldn't know where the speed is governed. 3.73 gears will pull your house off it's blocks....wtf is you gear ratio fetish rooted in???

 

[elkassassin]

It's Rooted Back to Usable Pulling Power!

AND I CAN'T F'N STAND HIGH GEARED VEHICLES!

Line Two Identical Trucks up and Put 3:08 Gears in one & 4:10's in the other!

Put a Big Load Behind them!

And Head them up a Hill!

Or Flat Ground!

Let Me Know Which Truck Out-Performed the other!

I Don't Need a Truck that would Run 200 MPH if the Computer Would let it!

Gear Ratio's on a 70K-80K Truck Should be an Option/Choice!

I'd Like To Load You & Eel Up & Take you for a Spin!

Oh Hell!

Might as Well Load NVB up as Well!

I've Often Wondered What a 10 Ply Tire Might do to a Truck if it came UN-####ED at 120-140 MPH?

Probably Wouldn't be Real Perty!

lol bess......I haven't gone over 80 in 40 years....I wouldn't know where the speed is governed. 3.73 gears will pull your house off it's blocks....wtf is you gear ratio fetish rooted in???

 

[Homer]

you need a math class....

 

[elkassassin]

Math Class on What?

you need a math class....

 

[elkassassin]

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[DeerHunter53]

Well PC!

I Think it Might be kinda like This here:

He'd Rather Walk Than Drive a Ford!

He'd Probably Rather Swim than Drive a Dodge?

I'm Just F'N with Him!

But I'd Just Like To Know If He's Driving one of the UGLIEST Chevy's Ever Built?

No I think the expression goes I rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy......LOL just sayin elk

 

[elkassassin]

Na!

Homer is Perty Set on Rather Walkin!

No I think the expression goes I rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy......LOL just sayin elk

 

[elkassassin]

Hey Homer!

Not Only will this DIRTYMAX do 160+ MPH!

It'll do it in a Quarter of a Mile!

 

[Homer]

what rear gear did he have?

 

[elkassassin]

I Don't know?

But Probably Higher than I Like?

Probably had a 10 Speed though!

 

[elkassassin]

Check your PM Homer!

 

[eelgrass]

Where do you get those after market parachutes? I might need one for my Tacoma in case I drive off a cliff.

 

[Homer]

Where do you get those after market parachutes? I might need one for my Tacoma in case I drive off a cliff.

summit racing....thank me later

 

[elkassassin]

Eel is Thinking about the Mormon 500 Draft!

 

[jester]

Regearing is just of matter of how much beer I buy my buddy..
Jester

 

[Tristate]

He's going to twist the frame on that truck. You can hear it when the gears are shifting.

 

[264mag]

I’m down to only a Ford 6.0 and a Ram 5500 , the 6.0 is a money pit and the Ram always leaves the dealership with the engine light on ?

 

[elkassassin]

What'Ya Need a 5500 For?

Oh I Know!

You Drive it when the 6.0 Ford Won't Start/Run!

I’m down to only a Ford 6.0 and a Ram 5500 , the 6.0 is a money pit and the Ram always leaves the dealership with the engine light on ?

 

[264mag]

What'Ya Need a 5500 For?

Oh I Know!

You Drive it when the 6.0 Ford Won't Start/Run!

The 5500 has been decent with only 46,000 miles on it with a half a dozen recalls and I have 200,000 on the 6.0 at 107,000 miles on it and out of warranty it cost me nearly $7000 for repairs at a ford dealership that was a good F#cken right there.

 

[elkassassin]

Almost everybody got that same kinda personal treatment with their 6.0's!

Can't believe Ford Run that PIECE OF TRASH as long as they did?

I Hope Sniper Ain't Listening!

 

[264mag]

Almost everybody got that same kinda personal treatment with their 6.0's!

Can't believe Ford Run that PIECE OF TRASH as long as they did?

I Hope Sniper Ain't Listening!

Should have been a recall on those but that would have broke ford ?

 

[elkassassin]

JUDAS Homer!

I hear all this Hype about Motor City GMC in Bako!

GOOD GAWD!

Not even one 2020 GMC 3500HD DENALI 4X4 in Stock?

Anybody in KALI Know what a 4X4 Truck is?

WTH?

Ain't No Wonder You Bought a Chevy!

 

[Homer]

they have the best fleet service center in the country......and they don't care if it's a chevy....

 

[elkassassin]

Just Looked Like They'd have a 3500HD!

Denali!

4X4!

Oh a DURAMAX as Well!

 

[Homer]

only rich Utards buy Denalis......wtf would they stock them here??

 

[elkassassin]

They'll Haul Almonds in Style!

That's Why!

 

[elkassassin]

My Bad!

Now it seems as if You can only go as Low as 3:55 Gears in a F-350!

Bunch of BS!

Gotta get a F-450 to Get 4:30 Gears!

Bunch of BS!

I Do Believe that Should be an option & My Choice!

These High Geared Bastards Are only allowing you 1/2 the Usable Pulling Power!

WAFJ!