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cameraguy
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM, 'CHEAP'
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside...
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside...
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
