Home Depot Swap & Trade Deal

[OutdoorWriter]

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she
was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked... "How much for that faucet?"

Walt replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."

"My goodness that sure is a lot," Mary exclaimed. Then she
proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that
hinge?"

Mary replied, "No, but I will for the faucet."


This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot...




TONY MANDILE

How To Hunt Coues Deer

 

[BuckSnort]

LMAO!!

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