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thunderbritches
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Kind of funny in a warped kind of way. A couple of weeks ago me and several buddies were eating in local hang out swapping lies and having a good time. One of the gang was flirting a little with the waitress, nothing out of line just having fun. waitress was giving as much as recieving. Dont really know how it all came about but waitress had an oppertuninty at one point to dribble a few drops of tabassco sause down the guys "plumbers crack". Sounds weird as write this but thats what happened. It was all in fun, just a bunch of older geeszers and a younger pretty waitress. WELL tabasco is an amazing substance, doing great things to the flavor of food but it does not doanything good for the soft tissue and delicate area of the buttocks. With in a few minutes a wild look came into the guys eyes. Jumped up and began to pace. Broke out in a cold sweat and the paceing became more urgent. The wild look in eyes was replace by a look of definant discomfort quickly being replaced by agony. Well the story ends up in emergency room with buddy trying to explane his predicament while gyrating in a weird dance/two step kind of thing. He ends up in hospital for three days, can you believe it. Blisters on his rectum. Well the waitress felt really bad. Buddy was not mad or upset with her. Was able to laugh about it after about 3 days. Needless to say going to the john for next few days was a very delicate matter. Just had to tell some one. I thought it was funny but the wife says im weird.
