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d13r

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2 tough questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?





Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.





Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C.

he is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be our choice?


Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.






Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.



And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.




Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..



Never be afraid to try something new.


Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic




And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year..



Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.

You gotta pass this on....2 TOUGH QUESTIONS




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LAST EDITED ON Apr-03-08 AT 10:27PM (MST)[p]I figured there had to be something wrong with that Beethoven guy.

I just voted Hitler in.

I thought the list of 535 might be the Company I work for, but then I didn't see 57 illegal aliens listed, or 215 registered sex offenders, so that threw me off.

Eel
 
OH! Here we go......more playing loose with facts and figures.

How can you possibly drink a quart of whiskey every night!

Pretty much the only item I wouldn't but into. LOL
 
i was going to say the woman should quit sleeping with her brother, or dad. those poor kids never have a chance when there uncle is there daddy!
 

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