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Made me laugh, enjoy!
Russian & an American Hillbilly named Vern were set to
square off for the Olympic wrestling gold medal. Before the
final match, Vern's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't
forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never
lost a match because of his 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever
you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
finished.'
The Hillbilly nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Vern and the Russian
circled each other several times, looking for an opening.
All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Vern
and wrapping him up in the dreaded 'pretzel' hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the
trainer buried his face in his hands, or he knew all was lost.
He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then
a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in
time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit
the mat with a thud and the Hillbilly collapsed on top of him,
making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got Vern alone,
he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has
ever done it before!'
Vern answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me
in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and
saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had
nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I
stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I
could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you
get when you bite your own nuts!
Russian & an American Hillbilly named Vern were set to
square off for the Olympic wrestling gold medal. Before the
final match, Vern's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't
forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never
lost a match because of his 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever
you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
finished.'
The Hillbilly nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Vern and the Russian
circled each other several times, looking for an opening.
All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Vern
and wrapping him up in the dreaded 'pretzel' hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the
trainer buried his face in his hands, or he knew all was lost.
He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then
a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in
time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit
the mat with a thud and the Hillbilly collapsed on top of him,
making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got Vern alone,
he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has
ever done it before!'
Vern answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me
in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and
saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had
nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I
stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I
could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you
get when you bite your own nuts!
