Hillbilly sayings (lets try this)

[B_F_E]

How bout we nuke only the offending saying
& not "throw the baby out with the bathwater"

since these saying are not,
"as worthless as teats on a bore hog"

cause I know we got sum mods that are
"meaner than a sack full o'rattlesnakes"

who need skin,
"tougher than wet leather"

"cause every path has sum puddles"

Lets hear' em.....

 

[Antler1]

Happier then a kitten following a leaky cow!

Happier then a new born at a breast buffet.

Meaner then a Mod on meth.

 

[BowHuntWithaRifle]

"butt puckered up tighter than a snare drum"
...that can't be a bad one, is it?


"I shoot at wolves, I don't dance with them."
Stands With A Fist

 

[Bigbuck9]

them there trees are "thicker than crotch hair"

 

[muley727]

just like shi**ing in a bathtub, cant miss

 

[caelkhnter]

well that's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick..........

if "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans there'd be no room for tinkers...

 

[life2extreme]

Colder than a well diggers butt crack!

Aim Center Mass

 

[nochawk]

For BFE

For Jenn

For D13r

From Me...

 

[EdleBrock]

"looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet"

 

[EdleBrock]

I've dated a few porcupies. Purely for educational purposes.

 

[BigWooley]

roll er' over Grover.

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." -- Abraham Lincoln

 

[overton]

Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in awhile.


Ransom

 

[lchcguide]

"If I have to tell you again, it's gonna be with my belt!"

I heard this growin up a time or two!

 

[Feleno]

If all the girls on this website were laid end to end i wouldn't be surprised

 

[RELH]

sounds like to me it is a bunch of redneck okies trying to imitate a hillbilly.

RELH

 

[caelkhnter]

I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born last night.....

You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip...

 

[nickman]

my all time favorite...use it everyday..

"I wouldn't have one of those up my a$$ if I had room for a sawmill!!!"

 

[caelkhnter]

that fellar is light in his loafers......



he's 2 bricks short of a load...

 

[eelgrass]

Darker than 4 foot up a bulls a$$.

Dryer than a rat turd rolled in the sand.

 

[d13r]

That kid is so ugly his momma used to put him in the corner and feed him with a slingshot....

JB

 

[NMPaul]

When someone is having a hard time doing something.


Its like trying to push a piece of spaghetti up a wild cats A$$.

Or

Trying to find fly chit in a bowl of black pepper.

 

[EdleBrock]

Guess that'd be bettern havin a brother as your father...

 

[idabigbuck]

Jag,
Bwaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa.

How about these.
When I was young I was hornier than a three balled tom cat!

You ain't just a wooffin!

It was colder than a witches teat!








Its fair chase, or its foul!

 

[jagrmystr]

"Whatever blows yer skirt up"

 

[huntFX4]

sticks out like a booger in a glass of milk.

tighter than a frogs a$$

slicker than owl $hit on an oak limb.

So ugly she'd knock a buzzard off a gut wagon at a 1000 yards

 

[jagrmystr]

"Sharp as a sack of wet hair"

"Steeper than a cows face"

"Finer than frog hair"

"Thicker the hair on a dogs back"

"Raining so hard, looks like a cow piss'n on a flat rock"

 

[nickman]

....tall enough to stand flat footed and s#^% in a dump truck !

ugglier than a bucketfull of mad a$$holes!

Laughed real hard when one of my customers told his son, who was behaving badly in our store.....

"Son, the knobs have done fell off your Etch-a-Sketch !!!"

 

[Frontier]

I'll try again, looks like a few of mine were taken.

He's more crooked than a dog's hind leg.

She goes through money like crap through a goose.

Sh!! or get off the pot!

Not smart enough to pound sand in a rat hole if you give him the hammer to do it with.

He was so confused he looked like a deer in the head lights.

 

[EdleBrock]

Sweatin like a three ball colt on cuttin day.

 

[Pappabull]

She's so ugly she would turn a funeral procession up an alley.

She looks like she was in a chain fight and didn't have a chain.

You're daddy should have pi^%*& you on a rock.

 

[RACKMASTER]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-17-08 AT 11:55AM (MST)[p]don't fret none she in a coma ain't gonna wake.. 50 bucks 20 min and the vaseoline cuz her tends to dri up some!(Kill Bill vol 1)

BOY YOU GOT A PRETTY MOUTH(ain't dat the truth)!

Why don't you just drop dem pants!
and rid that itty bitty tee shirt too! Get'm off..that right!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

rm

 

[bobcatbess]

SAYINGS BY JACKMSTER!!!

IT'S RED HAIR SO NAIL IT!!!

I'LL GIVE THE RED-HEAD ANOTHER RED-HEAD!!!

WWW.RED-HEADSdon'tLIKEjackmastersWITHdoo-DADStheSIZEofPEAS!!!



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[whtelk]

I'll be all over that like Rosie O Donald on a free buffet.

 

[southmountain]

couldnt pull a greasy string outs goats butt

hotter than a two peckered billy goat

 

[d13r]

that thing wouldn't pull a sick whore off a pisspot....

JB

 

[d13r]

strong as an ox but can't spell it.....

it might not be very big around but it's short......

That boy has dumb he hasn't even used yet.....

JB

 

[RACKMASTER]

your sister is hotter than billy goat a$$ in hot pepper patch!
rm

 

[Huntnfever]

hmmm how about its colder then a witches tit in a brass bra...
or some would say a few people on here are queerer then a 3 dollar bill......
its like pissing in the wind....
thats more messed up then 2 dogs humping...
your mom is like a fart in a windstorm....or a fart in a skillet...dang i see why it pays to have a television.....i am sure most have been handed down for a long time

has anyone seen my kittie

 

[MikeHoncho]

I've heard these from my Dad over the years.

When it's cold outside- How'd ya like to be out here wearing nothing but a barbwire belt and a smile?

When you're shaking while trying to sight in a gun- You're shaking worse then a dog sh@#$in peach pits!

When I back talked- Boy don't let your Alligator mouth get your hummingbird a$$ in trouble.

See someone get knocked out- He was knocked colder then a fart in a dead Eskimo.

When I did something stupid because I thought I was suppose to-
Do you know what thought, thought? No? Well he thought he had to fart and s#%t himself.

 

[norby]

My brother tells his sons, when they screw up, "I should have left you in a tube sock"

 

[d13r]

>My brother tells his sons, when
>they screw up, "I should
>have left you in a
>tube sock"


LMAO....in a really deep voice too...lol

JB

 

[RACKMASTER]

that'sn slicker than snail slime on teflon!
slicker that chit though a goose!
rm

 

[southmountain]

cant you see that deer ?
You couldnt find yer ass with both hands!

 

[Hardway]

You could'nt hit water if ya fell out of a boat.

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

 

[outlawlineman]

He's so worthless he can mess up a steel ball with a feather


Kindness is the language the blind can see and the deaf can hear. - Mark Twain

 

[jagrmystr]

I got a couple boys, Ill have to use that one. LOL !!!

 

[Deadred7o7]

Or when someone asks how your doing, you say " Well my teeth dont hurt and my pee is yellow so I guess Im just fine"


Kyle
"If it moves shoot it again"

 

[tuco]

Meaner than a gut shot grizzly

Off and On more times than Rosie Odonnels refrigerator light.