Hey sage???

elkassassin · Jan 12, 2013

I know you moved Camp!

But just Curious if you're still making 'SERVICE' Calls to the Lady that used to be just down the Street?

You know which Chick I'm Talkin about Right?

The one that said:'I'm Ready any time you are'!

Good Day!

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

eelgrass · Jan 13, 2013

Good question. You thawing her pipes out Joey?

Eel

sageadvice · Jan 13, 2013

I got no Key but all i gotta do is drive a bit and knock on the door. Another Gal was working me pretty hard until i figured she was getting more free plumbing than what i was getting back. She worked me good, like a pro that one did all lovey dovey when she needed work done.

Life in a new town ain't so bad, i seem to be getting some interest or they are just being overly friendly. I'm always looking fer a pretty gal, hope i always do. She gotta be able to fit through the door to my camper, be willing to learn how to play Cribbage, and not mind my Copenhagen too much! Them are tough standards i know...but a guy gotta do...

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

elkassassin · Jan 13, 2013

So sage?

How long did it take you to Figure out She was the one doin the Hosein?

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

Longun · Jan 13, 2013

Where did you move to?....Chester???

sageadvice · Jan 13, 2013

LAST EDITED ON Jan-13-13 AT 09:26AM (MST)[p]Best part of a couple years. She owned a bunch of properties here abouts, down south, and owned/ran a billboard advertisement business to boot. She was always busy and on the go but kinda one of those two bagger types, you put two bags over her head in case one rips off, not the best lookin gal, but she came in a nice package and she was plenty smart, i'll give her that.

I figured that with her being so near to being ugly, she'd be proud to throw in with a busted up ol boy that still had his good looks. Gals have been easy come, easy go for me all my life. I don't worry over them too much.

Edit; Longun, I moved from Chester when i was able to buy a little place over in Westwood.

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

elkassassin · Jan 13, 2013

Easy sage!

You're gonna get yourself in a Jam one of these days & you'll be Payin for the Plumbage!

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

elkassassin · Jan 13, 2013

"""Two Bagger Types"""!

LMMFAO!

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

Abiggerfish2fry · Jan 13, 2013

LMFAO! Now that was funny chit! Sage!

elkassassin · Jan 13, 2013

So sage?

What you're sayin is you've been Layin Some Pipe for FREE?

Remember sage!

Doing the work(Plumbin!)is the easy part!

Collectin the Payment is the most Work!

But it sounds like you're Paid in Full with that Gal?

Guess I'm gonna have to start offering a Second way of a Payment Plan?

Gotta figure a way to do it though without having to Brown Bag them!

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

overton · Jan 13, 2013

Bess

Better get permission from your wife first...

elkassassin · Jan 13, 2013

Hey RANS!

It's the 'Don't Ask' 'Don't Tell' Plan!

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

overton · Jan 13, 2013

LOL

elkassassin · Jan 13, 2013

You know sage?

Somebody Lied!

They told us You only need to know 3 things for the Trade:

1-You can't run it up hill,they Lied,I've seen many JOKERS Try it!

2-Pay Days are always on Friday,JFP,again,somebody Lied!

3-Always carry lots of extra Bags,I always wondered what that meant,But thanks to you sage You SPLAINED it!

I'm still Learnin,Guess I'll be Learnin the rest of my Life!

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!