Eel that boy is a typical big city liberal that does not know how to take care of things when they go bump in the night.
As for the gun. When the wife and I had dinner with you in the restaurant there was a Colt 1911 45ACP under my jacket.
If we are traveling in our R.V. the house gun is a Remington 12 gauge semi auto with 18-1/4 inch barrel extended magazine tube holding 7 rounds of 00 and #4 buckshot and light mounted under the barrel with a pressure switch on the forearm. If a true hillbilly has his pants on, you can bet he has his peacemaker on also.
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