Eel
Tomorrow I leave for Scotland and Ireland to hunt turtles. As you are probably aware that is home to the biggest and meanest of all turtles. Many a turtle hunter has been cut in half by their powerful jaws. Only swords are legal weapons. And if that isn't bad enough I'll be hunting on crutches. If I survive I'll send you pics.
By the way I'll drink a Guinness for you while in Ireland.
Ransom
Tomorrow I leave for Scotland and Ireland to hunt turtles. As you are probably aware that is home to the biggest and meanest of all turtles. Many a turtle hunter has been cut in half by their powerful jaws. Only swords are legal weapons. And if that isn't bad enough I'll be hunting on crutches. If I survive I'll send you pics.
By the way I'll drink a Guinness for you while in Ireland.
Ransom