HELP ME!!

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

Ok guys I have a REAL problem and need your help!!

I had sex with a cougar last night and I can't remember her name for the life of me...it's not because I have a bad memory it's because I drank way to much beer. Should I call from a different number and ask for a some random name then ask who she is to find out?? I don't know how to get myself out of this mess but I want more of that!! I'm supposed to take her to another party tonight but I can't pick her up not knowing her friggin name.

Anyone have Sancho's number?? He's probably had this happen to him before too...

~Z~

overton · Jan 28, 2012

I bet 45 knows who it is and has her number.

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Jan-28-12 AT 04:17PM (MST)[p]Good thinking Rans!! Unlike myself, 45's a slut!!

~Z~

Elkman80 · Jan 28, 2012

In a lot of ways Z, you are beyond Help.

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

Well I text her after he told me her name...her name is NOT Bianca!! Guess who doesn't have a date tonight now?? Wait...45 just stole my date cuz he asked me for her number to verify her name...untrustworthy plick!!

~Z~

one_dryboot · Jan 28, 2012

Z, I don't know her real name but her MM name is BowHuntWithaRifle. just be real careful not to talk about a16 inch saddle or your not gettin lucky tonight.

YukonDall · Jan 28, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Jan-28-12 AT 04:57PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Jan-28-12 AT 04:55?PM (MST)

I'LL BET HER NAME RHYMES WITH A BODY PART!!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS MAKE SOME GUESSES..................YD.

Feleno · Jan 28, 2012

Regina
Ulva
Peg
Skankle

I met a girl, we went out 3-4 times before I found out her name only because we went out with a few of her friends and her name was brought up. Until that point I just called her "hey".

Wiszard · Jan 28, 2012

This thread is BS! I can't beleive you guys are falling for this. You've all seen pics of Z that he's posted. You really think he's able to score on a cougar? Chit....I'd have believed a javelina....

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Feleno · Jan 28, 2012

Good point Wiz.
Cougar, no, but I have seen him mix it up with a couple whales.

YukonDall · Jan 28, 2012

FELENO...........DELORES.

Feleno · Jan 28, 2012

Dall
That one slipped right be me.

Recall member ChorideRus? I think he kind of got mad at me when I accidently butchered his name and kept calling him ClitoRus. Ah good times.

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

Wisz, pm me your phone number and I'll text you the pic she sent me a few hours ago. It said, remember me?

~Z~

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

I would post here but I would surely get kicked off this site for good...

~Z~

fireball77 · Jan 28, 2012

HELP ME I JUST PUKED !!!

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

Fireball you wanna see too??

~Z~

TripleK · Jan 28, 2012

20 bucks says she doesn't care if you never call her again, Z. I doubt she's sitting around waiting for you to show up tonight. ;-)

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

KKK, then why is she sexting me?? Every pic I get immediately gets forwarded to all my friends...it's not every day I hook a cougar this sexy and we call eachother friends for a reason!! You wanna see too obviously...send me you number and I'll forward you some pics

~Z~

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

When I get tired of listening to her talk I'm going to send her a link to this thread to break it off

~Z~

NVBighorn · Jan 28, 2012

Z,

My advice is you are better off not knowing her name. She's just gonna hurt you when SHE sees you sober. Cut your losses on this one. If she's sexting you on day two she'll be boiling a rabbit on day five. Change your number and hope she can't find your house.

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

Ok NVB, I'll do it...as soon as I get a few more pics to send to my friends!!

~Z~

kingfish · Jan 28, 2012

How about Lassie!!! You dog....If you forgot her name it must not have been any good...

Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

Wiszard · Jan 28, 2012

pm sent, loverboy! I hope its not a picture of my Aunt Judy standing out front of her single-wide! LOL...that seems about Z's speed.

Steve
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never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

All pm's responded to, including fireball and kkk

~Z~

Wiszard · Jan 28, 2012

I stand corrected, my friends. NIIIIIIIIICE!! More pics please...

Steve
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Wiszard · Jan 28, 2012

Just one question, Z. Why does she fail to send you pics that show anything BELOW her waistline? Barf.....maybe she tucked it?

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fireball77 · Jan 28, 2012

WHAT ??? If you got a pm from it was 45 logged in as me. ;-)

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

I'll work on more pics, it aint bad down yonder though ;-)

~Z~

Wiszard · Jan 28, 2012

Z should be proud so I'll take the liberty of sending the only pic that is not gonna get nuked. Nice job, Z. Work it, boy!

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never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

~Z~

rugarm77 · Jan 28, 2012

~Z~ send that my way. Chances are in the short time I was single I serviced her. I will shoot ya back her name no cost

fireball77 · Jan 28, 2012

PUKING AGAIN ( that isnt right )

Wiszard · Jan 28, 2012

....says the jealous woman. OUCH!

Steve
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rugarm77 · Jan 28, 2012

Well ~Z~ good luck and nice RACK!!!!!!

never_catch · Jan 28, 2012

Well ladies and gents I'm going to head out and party...wish me luck!!

~Z~,

fireball77 · Jan 28, 2012

>....says the jealous woman. OUCH!
>
>Steve
>Worlds Best ebayer
>Great transaction, fast payment, A+++++

Jealous ughhhhh NOT SO MUCH lol

feddoc · Jan 28, 2012

A Cougar???? Are you sure it wasn't a panther?

>Ok guys I have a REAL
>problem and need your help!!
>
>
>I had sex with a cougar
>last night and I can't
>remember her name for the
>life of me...it's not because
>I have a bad memory
>it's because I drank way
>to much beer. Should I
>call from a different number
>and ask for a some
>random name then ask who
>she is to find out??
>I don't know how to
>get myself out of this
>mess but I want more
>of that!! I'm supposed to
>take her to another party
>tonight but I can't pick
>her up not knowing her
>friggin name.
>
>Anyone have Sancho's number?? He's probably
>had this happen to him
>before too...
>
>~Z~

Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?

HORNHOUND · Jan 28, 2012

HIT N QUIT SON!!

Wiszard · Jan 29, 2012

Looks like AZ's 13A and 13B.

Steve
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slamdunk · Jan 29, 2012

Z....does she have friends?
send them to my room saturday night! ;-)

one_dryboot · Jan 29, 2012

Well sh!t I guess that means I'm not your friend. Didn't get a damn thing sent my way

never_catch · Jan 29, 2012

Pm me #...Slammy just got hooked up!!

~Z~

fireball77 · Jan 29, 2012

>Well sh!t I guess that means
>I'm not your friend.
>Didn't get a damn thing
>sent my way

Boot trust me you didnt miss anything, but maybe losing your diner

slamdunk · Jan 30, 2012

To all those questioning Z's catch, i can vouch for him, she's hott!!! I was shocked to see absolutely NO body piercings either, she's a keeper!!! Lol

never_catch · Jan 30, 2012

Slammy, you're going to think I'm crazier then you probably already did...I already traded the cougar in for what seems to be a less psychotic 28 year old chick. Will find out soon if that was a good idea??

~Z~

slamdunk · Jan 30, 2012

Lesson #1.....NEVER go for the young ones!!!

never_catch · Jan 30, 2012

Time to find a new cougar then, the last one was crazy as hella!! Pretty sure she still is too lol...

~Z~

stinkystomper · Jan 30, 2012

so I'm guessin you were pretty drunk that night? I was driving down the road and just about rolled my truck when that text came in! dude warn bout that next time! lol and tell me her name so I can remind you what you just did the night before and who you did it with ok.