Have you ever seen..............

[eelgrass]

LAST EDITED ON Jul-10-08 AT 07:50PM (MST)[p]A mountain peak?

A ski jump?

A banana split?

add to it..........

 

[cjboz]

A left handed bat?

A Gay midget porn?

An honest Politician?

A girl that smoked that did not put out?

 

[d13r]

a dog with a sponge in his stomach?

 

[legacy]

A kitchen sink?

A lucky duck?

A shoe fly?

Duck butter & cat urine?

Goat cheese on rye bread?

 

[eelgrass]

LAST EDITED ON Jul-10-08 AT 08:51PM (MST)[p]cjboz and d13er, I don't think you guys understand the assignment. LMAO!

Eel

Edit:

A book return?

A house paint?

now do you understand?

 

[d13r]

a sober drunk?

 

[d13r]

see #5

 

[legacy]

A rock slide?

An oil paint?

A tree bark?

A coffee brake?

A dog bone? LOL

 

[cjboz]

Dang it!!! I always do that, All my teachers in school told me to be creative and in someway I always took it to far How is this?

A Car

A Deer

A computer that came factory with permanent CAPS LOCK?

 

[slamdunk]

a hotdog stand?

a milk shake?

 

[legacy]

An ocean wave?

A cat nip?

A chick fillet?

A garbage dump?

 

[YELUM]

A mail box

a house fire

a fridge running

a eye bawl

 

[kilowatt]

A Douche Bag?

 

[eelgrass]

Good work you guys!

A horse fly?

cjboz, we're going to have to move you up closer to the chalk board. LOL!

 

[legacy]

A sky walk?

A cow hide?

 

[Roy]

A dead man walk?

A down pour?

A fire crochet? Oh sorry, that doesn't work.

A bullet mold?

A card trick?



UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[sageadvice]

a stream run,

a hill slide,

a deer trail,

or, a gun kick.

Joey

 

[EdleBrock]

>> A dog bone ?

LMAO...


A Beef Stroganoff ?

 

[legacy]

I've seen a beef stroganoff several times!

 

[EdleBrock]

A Duck Call ?

A Beaver, Damn !!!

 

[d13r]

.....lmao...my favorite so far..." A dog bone "

a varmint call?

a turkey shoot?

a car jack?

JB

 

[EdleBrock]

How about:

A Dry Beaver Creak ? <- that's in Arizona...sort of...

 

[ICHABOD]

A sky walk

A car tire

A rubber band

A deer track

------------------------------------------------------
By the way,
I live in UT.
There are a lot of UTARDS that live here.
I have also seen quite a few WYOMORONS, NEVADUHNS, COLORADORKS, ID-IOTS and AIRHEADZONANS in my travels.

 

[BigFly]

A Master Bait...?








BigFly

 

[BigFly]

A Daisy Chain?








BigFly

 

[BigFly]

A Porno Flick?








BigFly

 

[cjboz]

A golf ball get sucked through a garden hose?

 

[ForkWest]

An Elk hunt...

...while quite an amazing site, its usually much better observed in mexico and latin america as...

El khunt

 

[cjboz]

All right Eel!! Just dont call my parents for a conference.

A Coat Rack?

A Phone Call?

A Beer Mug?

A Snack pack?

Better?

 

[RACKMASTER]

a flaming redhed..
a bald beaver..
grass grow..
a dog speak..
a woman bury a bone with out getting her nose dirty..
rackmaster

 

[BigFly]

A Donkey Punch?

A Snail Track?

A Portugese Break Fast?








BigFly

 

[Feleno]

2 men walking abreast

 

[legacy]

LMAO!!!

cjboz, I think you're almost there! I'll give you 50% on those last ones!

An elk hunt? Now that's funny!!!!LOL!!!!

 

[peakfreak]

LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-08 AT 10:20AM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-08 AT 09:38?AM (MST)
a peak freak

a cork screw

a nutter butter

a lap dance

a shift on the fly

a french fry

a finger nail

a nut sack

 

[doublebrow]

LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-08 AT 09:41AM (MST)[p]your meat loaf?
a pussywillow?

 

[cjboz]

LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-08 AT 09:51AM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-08 AT 09:45 AM (MST)

A couch potato?

A picture frame?

A Camel toe?

A "rooster" ring?

A Hoe Bag?

A Nail File?

A Stop sign?

 

[legacy]

cjboz, you shot up to 80% on that one! LOL!

 

[nezzy]

A chick suck start a Harley!
An Archery shoot

 

[EdleBrock]

A Speeding Ticket ?

A Tree Leave ?

A House Party ?

A Breast Feed ?

A D!ck Armey ? <- think about that one...



A dog bone? ...still LMAO...

 

[BowHuntWithaRifle]

A Truck Drive
A Phone Call
A Horse Fly
A Deer Fly
A Lawn Mow
A Book Read...


"I shoot at wolves, I don't dance with them."
Stands With A Fist

 

[muleyman]

"Brokeback Mountain"

muleyman

 

[cjboz]

LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-08 AT 02:56PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-08 AT 02:49 PM (MST)

This one is for you EEL!!

A Squaw Fish (For you being from Cali and the Coast)

A Squaw Tit (Saddle or .....)

A Duck Bill

A Crotch "Rocket"

A Soul Patch

A Mouse Pad

 

[eelgrass]

A squaw fish? LOL! I'm moving you to the head of the class cjboz!

A turtle hunt? (that was for Roy)

A car jack?

 

[nickman]

##### Trickle ?

Government Intelligence?

 

[nickman]

Hey.........that is really a guys name.....what's up with the #####? You left the mexican version of Elk Hunt....

 

[CAforkedhorn]

A titty f**k