Happy V Day!!

never_catch · May 17, 2011

Happy V Day to me!! Happy V Day to me!! Happy V Day deeeaaar meeeeee...Happy V Day to me!!

Takes a while to get anything done through the VA but the V Day has finally arrived...

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

1911 · May 17, 2011

Better keep an ice pack handy Z.

never_catch · May 17, 2011

Good gawd man!! Did someone beat that critter's balls with a baseball bat?? Thanks for the heads up 1911!!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

zekers · May 17, 2011

Good luck today! Feel free to NOT post up any pics. I'm getting mine done soon so let me know how it goes.

Feleno · May 17, 2011

I'm sure this surgery will be a cut above the rest. Have fun.

kingfish · May 18, 2011

I wish I would have gotten mine for my high school graduation present!!!!

Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

completesportsman · May 18, 2011

Beware the soldering Iron!

stanley · May 18, 2011

>Beware the soldering Iron!

Holy crap, that's FUNNY!!!!

Brings back disturbing memories from several years ago of the smell of my own nad-sack being burned before my eyes..... :'( :'(

S.

knthartter · May 18, 2011

The only words of advise I have are "hope you like pain". felt like I was repeatedly kicked in the balls for a week. Oh ya if you do nothing else take it easy for at least 3-4 day, noooo Sex, I learned the hardway on that one.

utahbigbull · May 18, 2011

After my V day bud, I can only tell you, no matter how you feel after, keep your junk strapped up for a couple weeks and keep from jumping off of heavy equipment for several months. It was kinda hard for me since I am a heavy equipment field mechanic. Every time I would jump off a machine, it would feel like my junk was pulling my addams apple down through the bung hole!! Good luck and enjoy watching the smoke rising

eldorado · May 18, 2011

Make sure you're doctor's aim is true and steady. Hate for him to cut the wrong part. LOL.

Eldorado

never_catch · May 18, 2011

Surgery went horrible fellas...I have to go back next Thursday to finish. I'll tell ya all about it after I sleep...

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

elkantlers · May 18, 2011

He should have used a Havalon...

utahbigbull · May 18, 2011

Did ya keep fainting on the table there Z? Sorry it had to be dragged out.

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · May 18, 2011

~Z~ watched all his Pride go down the Drain!

They take em both ~Z~ or are you still Proud?

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

eelgrass · May 18, 2011

What happened never_catch? Their microscope wasn't powerful enough?

Eel

rugarm77 · May 18, 2011

Ouch eel!!!! LMAO,,,,

Hey ~Z~ go on a warm day, the doc might have an easier time working with just a little more??? J/K

TheFever · May 18, 2011

You just must have some tough ball wires

>>>---->
For the love of the game

sageman · May 18, 2011

The Doc said he will NEVER be hard horned again,just soft & velvety.

zekers · May 18, 2011

WTF ~Z~? You gotta squat to pee now or what? Wake the f... up and tell us what happened!

slickrock · May 18, 2011

Happy V Day?

Thought Obama must have declared Vagina day... guess not!

If the ol'e lady needs a real man have her give me a call.

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

whiskeybent · May 18, 2011

Good lord did they cut the wrong part of your junk and ya bled to death while you slept or what?

never_catch · May 18, 2011

They started with the right side and couldn't find the vas deferens after an hour so they did the left side in ten minutes, super easy. Went back to the right side, had another Doc come in to do it...that sumbitch jerked and pulled on stuff inside my balls for another hour trying to find the vas deferens but couldn't find it. Said this is the second time out about 600-700 V's that he's been unable to find a vas so he thinks I have no right kidney or vas. I gotta go back next thursday so they can cut my sack open and remove my testicle to find out for sure.

Left side doesn't really hurt at all, right side feels like they ripped my intestines thru the hole from all the tugging and pulling trying to find it...this sucks!!

I'm halfway done...

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

zekers · May 18, 2011

F that. Don't let them remove a nut so they can learn how to do their job. The bright side is, you only have a 50/50 chance of knocking up some stripper.

NVBighorn · May 18, 2011

Remove right testicle????? I think they're yanking your chain man.

whiskeybent · May 18, 2011

Don't let them take a nut... hell your alignment will be off.. you'll walk in circles!

never_catch · May 18, 2011

Eel, lol yep they need a more powerful microscope to find it!! You frickin kill me dude lol...

Thank you all for giving me #####, wouldn't seem right if you didn't

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · May 18, 2011

Your Voice gettin Higher yet ~Z~?

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

slickrock · May 18, 2011

Elastrator! If you're hell bent on being a steer give me a holler. We'll get drunk and you'll wake up singing soprano. I'll wake up with your girl friend.

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

nickman · May 18, 2011

LAST EDITED ON May-18-11 AT 09:55PM (MST)[p]http://www.monstermuleys.info/photos/user_photos/9256nuts2.jpg

"this thread is worthless without photos"...

Here is 1 I did a couple weeks ago and I GUARANTEE he won't have to "come back next week"

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"