HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

elkassassin · May 11, 2014

But JUDAS!

Which one of you Mothers ordered the Snow?

Hope all Mothers are Enjoying their Day!

[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!

Stonefly · May 11, 2014

The little woman wasn't happy about the snow this morning. She cheered up when she got breakfast in bed, And decided that even with snow she was going to have a good day,... Until 5 minuets later when she thru her back out big time. Now she's in bed, pillows under her shoulders and knees,and pain killers and muscle relaxers are engaged. Happy mothers day Grandma

NVBighorn · May 11, 2014

Breakfast in bed and then threw her back out? WHAT was on the menu?

[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup,I just stir it.[/font]

1911 · May 11, 2014

>Breakfast in bed and then threw
>her back out? WHAT was
>on the menu?
>
>
>[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup,I
>just stir it.[/font]

Roofies.