gym age limit please!

stinkystomper · Sep 19, 2011

So I walk into the locker room the other day to take a leak. theres this eel looking ol fart of about 195 years old and hes standing butt arse naked right in the middle of the walking lane between the showers and the counters leading to the urinal. I'm thinkin to myself eeeewwwwwwww! no biggie the guy will move right? wrong! I ask him kindly to move at which point I guess I scared him because he dropped his tooth brush (wtf on the toothbrush right?). Well he turns around and bends over to pick it up and then slowly inches forward with towel in hand never bothering to cover up. then right behind was another guy who looked like eels father who was surfing the internet on his laptop on the bathroom counter. He was apparently waiting to shower and of course he's butt arse naked as well. I stood there and patiently waited for the better part of a minute for him to get his wrinkled fallen arse out of the aisle so I could continue walking to the urinal. He finally steps back into the shower and guess what? he didn't even bother to pull the curtain. I'm thinkin to myself just keep lookin down. I'm almost to the urinal when another ol fart steps out from a stall and stands there staring at me trying to figure out what I am through his 4 foot thick bifocals. we'll apparently he was so blind he couldn't tell he had forgot his clothes as well because he was standing there butt naked as well and surely just dindn't know it right? Well I finally got my business done and got the heck out of there.

I'm just sick of people with no mannerism. Sure I know, I'm not one to talk, but I don't walk up to guys at the gym but naked and say hey, you wanna come watch me wash my winkie in the shower? then we can surf for porn together naked!

I know I've griped about this issue before but old people are disgusting!

I can understand going to the gym, getting all sweaty, stripping down butt naked to shower and all but come on people there are limits!

It seems gyms need to ban people from the gym who are over 65! Its at that point that they don't care who sees them naked.

Anyone else get tired of the old people trying to make sure you see their junk on the daily basis or is it just me?

fireball77 · Sep 19, 2011

So you don't mind public sausage and crack as long as it's under 65?

nfh · Sep 19, 2011

seems like every gym is that why. old naked guys standing everywhere. freakin sick

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Sep 19, 2011

I think when they saw you stinkbug they were thinking:I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

stinkystomper · Sep 19, 2011

uhhhhh actually I do mind sausage being displayed openly at any age. Let me clarify that before I get tore up lol. Its just that only old guys do that crap.

hmmmmmm, wonder what the room was like in monticello when bessy and rut were roomin together. Their beds were even right next to one another! I think they closed the door and had a naked room all to their selves. rofl

LongRangeBangin · Sep 19, 2011

My guess is, when they were 25 and on the juice, they hid their private parts. Now at 65 and still hitting the gym, they just have other things to worry about then us laughin at their little weasle.

ELKOHUNTER · Sep 19, 2011

Thank God this don't happen at my gym!

rugarm77 · Sep 19, 2011

Stink, not sure what the problem is?

I get paid to look at junk!!

nickman · Sep 19, 2011

The problem is.....you young guys grew up taught to be ashamed of seeing or being seen naked.

Your high school probably didn't have shower requirements after gym class or even a football game.

Had you been in the service, you wouldn't have those issues either.

Us old guys are perfectly comfortable and secure in our manhood, which apparently, you younger gays.....guys, are not.

By the way, if you get REAL lucky, you might reach an age where some brat thinks YOU are too old to go to the gym.

Get over it! It ain't like the old guys asked you for sex or something!

"If God did not intend for man to hunt animals, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot"

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Sep 19, 2011

Hey stinkbug!

It wasn't too bad until the last couple of days at the Cabin!

When them other 2 Hunters Showed up & We had to start sharing beds,Well Rut was gettin a little Nervous!

For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

tailchasers · Sep 19, 2011

>Stink, not sure what the problem
>is?
>

Jeolousy of their junk?

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling
up anyway."

eelgrass · Sep 19, 2011

Well, since my name came up......at least now you know why they call me eel.

Not only that, but at my age, I can wash my junk as fast as I want to. If you want to watch, that's fine with me.

Plus I get a senior discount.

Plus all I ever use is one 10lb. weight. Not like you'll miss one 10lb. weight.

Plus my workout is only 7 minutes. (I do have to have enough energy to drive home after).

stinkystomper, why are you so mean?

Eel

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Sep 19, 2011

Eel wanted me to post this for you stinkbug!

You, with your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me
You have knocked me off my feet again got me feeling like I'm nothing
You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard, calling me out when I'm wounded
You, pickin' on the weaker man

Well, you can take me down with just one single blow
But you don't know what you don't know

Someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?

You, with your switching sides and your walk-by lies and your humiliation
You, have pointed out my flaws again as if I don't already see them
I'll walk with my head down trying to block you out 'cause I'll never impress you
I just wanna feel okay again

I'll bet you got pushed around, somebody made you cold
But the cycle ends right now 'cause you can't lead me down that road
And you don't know what you don't know

Someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?

And I can see you years from now in a bar, talking over a football game
With that same big loud opinion but nobody's listening
Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things
Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing

But all you are is mean
All you are is mean and a liar and pathetic and alone in life
And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean

But someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean, yeah
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?

Someday, I'll be, living in a big old city
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?

!

For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

model700 · Sep 19, 2011

Hey Stinky, did the old guy wink at you?

NMPaul · Sep 19, 2011

Stinky, quit hanging at the Y and get your self a real gym membership.

When I belonged to a gym it was the weirdos that wore swim suits to take a shower that were the weird ones.

I did not linger around in the nude for guys like you to check out my moobs and Mr. Wiggly, but, I certainly did not hide behind the curtains to change. I did have my stuff organized so that I could efficiently change my clothes.

The other guys that were scary were the ones with the $60 styled hairdos and lots of jewelry. Or the ones that shaved other parts of their body besides their face and flexed in the mirror.

Just remember Stinky, some day your gonna be old and the only way you can get attention will be to hang out in the gym locker room naked, drop your toothbrush on the ground and bend over in front of old guys to pick it up. That is where the term "junk" came from. It will be old and sloppy "junk".

eelgrass · Sep 19, 2011

JFP! Bbop! Where do you come up with this stuff?

LMAO!!!!

Eel

clifhunter · Sep 19, 2011

LOL......

DeerMadness · Sep 19, 2011

You are such a douche. If I was there I would help the ol guy who needs to tea-bag you stinky.

tacoman2 · Sep 19, 2011

Only fags talk about guys seen naked in gym locker room.....

knthartter · Sep 20, 2011

you don't mind seen sausages in public? Whats wrong the old guys too much of a temptation for ya Stinky?

never_catch · Sep 20, 2011

WTH is gym?? I gotta be honest with you, after reading your story it sounds like a horrible place to go...Stinky why did you want to go take a pee at gym in the first place, that's what I don't get?? At gym, all they serve is sausage too, nothing else?? I dunno man, doesn't sound like a good place to be though...

Qtip, please take that man's mind off the old dudes at the gym!!

~Z~

never_catch · Sep 20, 2011

I found a really cool place!! Way better than gym!!
http://www.monstermuleys.info/dcforum/DCForumID11/15164.html

~Z~

TerynItUp · Sep 20, 2011

Stink, you need to get out of Artesia for a while, I think that smelly air down there is getting to you. Go hang out in the woods for a while and come back down to earth big guy.

Always entertaining.

Hunt Hard. Shoot Straight. Kill Clean. Apologize to No One.

stinkystomper · Sep 20, 2011

I've never met eel but when that guy just stood there in front of me naked surfin on the internet and asked the guy behind him what he thought about the picture of the deer he was lookin at I instantly thought of eel. I figured some day when I was bored I'd be mean and knock him off his feet lol.

Friggin bessy! Your always good for a laugh.

BTW bessy, remember where you and rut went and looked for sheds in no-mans-land? well I remember you talkin about horny toads carrying canteens. Well I finally saw one where I'm going elk hunting this year and he had a whole $hit load of canteens. lol

eelgrass · Sep 20, 2011

be careful stinkystomper. One of these days Bbop and Rutnbuck are going to take me elk hunting, and you'll be the one packin my elk out. oh wait, I've seen you lift weights, never mind. We'll invite Slam.

Eel

feddoc · Sep 21, 2011

Meat gazers...

>Only fags talk about guys
>seen naked in gym locker
>room.....

Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?