GUNS,BADGES & TAZERS!!!

bobcatbess · Nov 24, 2007

MY FRIEND BOCEPHUS ONCE TAUGHT ME ABOUT "LAWYERS,GUNS & MONEY"!!!

TODAY IT SEEMS TO BE "GUNS,BADGES & TAZERS"!!!

WE ALL HAVE GUNS!!!

SOME OF US HAVE TAZERS!!!

AND A FEW HAVE BADGES!!!

I HAVE ALOT OF RESPECT FOR MOST OF THEM THAT ARE PACKIN THE BADGES!!!

A JOB MOST OF US WOULDN'T WANT!!!

AND FOR THE MOST PART THEY ARE GREAT GUY'S & GAL'S JUST DOING THEIR JOBS!!!

BUT I'VE SEEN A FEW THAT TOTALLY CHANGED AFTER THEY EARNED THEIR BADGES!!!

NOTE:I SAID A FEW,THIS DOESN'T MEAN ALL!!!

I FEEL FOR THESE GUY'S & GAL'S CUZZ THEY ARE DEALING WITH JOKERS & ALL KINDS OF JOKERS EVERY DAY!!!

I'M SURE IT WORKS ON THEM???

I'M SURE IT BUILDS UP AFTER A FASSION???

BUT I SEE VIOLATIONS WAY WORSE THAN SPEEDING EVERY DAY I'M ON THE ROAD!!!

YA,I KNOW!!!

SPEED KILLS!!!

I SHOULDN'T SPEED BUT I DO!!!

I'M KINDA LIKE SAMMY HAGAR!!!

I CAN'T DRIVE 75!!!

I MIGHT NEED TAZER THERAPY,WHO THE HELL KNOWS???

I'VE DROVE AT SPEEDS UP TO 170 MPH!!!

(((NOT ON THE INTERSTATE TUFF BUFF!!!)))

ONCE YOU'VE DROVE THAT FAST,55 & 65 MPH JUST DON'T CUT IT!!!

ITS A BAD HABIT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO BREAK!!!

I NEED TO CHANGE MY WAYS!!!

IS THERE THERAPY OUT THERE WITHOUT TAZER MANAGEMENT???

BEFORE YOU ALL JUMP ME!!!

JUST CUZZ I'M DRIVING FAST DOESN'T MEAN I'M WANDERING FROM LANE TO LANE LIKE SOME OF THESE JACK-ASSES THAT ARE TRYING TO TEXT,TALK ON THEIR WORTHLESS CELL PHONES & MASTER DRIVING 45 MPH ALL AT THE SAME TIME,THEY CAN'T EVEN WALK & TALK AT THE SAME TIME!!!

I NEVER SEE ANY OF THESE JOKERS PULLED OVER!!!

WAFJ!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

gilamonster8 · Nov 25, 2007

Bobcat i swear this will work for you. If you want to stop speedin it will work for you. Get your taser out and place one side on your right testy and the other side on the head and pull the trigger for 22 seconds. When you wake up go for a drive and you wont speed! Try it i swear it works.

eelgrass · Nov 25, 2007

Here you go Bobcat! You will never get tazered for speeding again! Drive as fast as you can.

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A chick magnet too!

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Eel

bobcatbess · Nov 25, 2007

HEY eel!!!

WOULD YOU HELP ME PUT A CUMMINS IN IT???

I'D LIKE TO OUTRUN THE HI-PO'S IN A VW HIPPIE CHARTREUSE MICRO BUS!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

BuckSnort · Nov 25, 2007

Bess, I was just wondering what you were riding in @ 170mph?

I remember when I was young and dumb me and a buddy were out in the sticks being stupid. We were going about 120mph when my buddy (he was driving)says oh f*&^. To make a long story short neither of us had drivers licenses. My buddy told the officer he was his brother and signed his name on the ticket...Yeah we got in ALOT of trouble for that one!

The bad part is when my buddy signed the ticket he signed his name then realized he had told the officer he was his older brother then scribbled it out and signed his.

My buddy got an azz kicken from his dad and his brother

bobcatbess · Nov 25, 2007

SNORT!!!

LOL!!!

IT WASN'T WHAT I WAS RIDING IN!!!

IT WAS WHAT I WAS RIDING ON!!!

HAD A FRIEND THAT HAD A RELATIVE THAT BUILT CUSTOM BIKES!!!

DECIDED TO TAKE HER OUT TO THE SALT FLATS & TRY HER OUT!!!

I WAS JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE OR SO I THOUGHT!!!

THEY TALKED ME INTO TRYING HER OUT!!!

FIRST RUN I HIT 115 MPH!!!

GOT BRAVE THE SECOND TIME & DAMN NEAR WHEELIED IT OVER ON ME!!!

KEPT TOYING WITH IT!!!

FROM ABOUT 130 MPH THRU 170 MPH I COULDN'T REALLY TELL HOW FAST I WAS GOING!!!

THIS BIKE HAD A 383 STROKER SMALL BLOCK CHEVY IN IT & IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT TO ME!!!

FROM 0 TO 75 THERE AIN'T NO HI-PO'S THAT COULD OF TOUCHED IT!!!

0 TO 180 I SHOULD SAY!!!

I'M TO OLD TO TRY THAT CRAP AGAIN!!!

NEXT TIME I GET UP TO SPEED I'LL BE MAKING LEFT HAND TURNS FOR A FEW LAPS!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!