+1 nickman on the trout bait, and I did the same trick with the bottle, and no bullchit had a buddy that cowboyed on a ranch, use to go help him on the weekends with the cattle, one weekend we were riding along and he kept telling me it felt like he had a bad boil on his ass and was really sore, he couldnt take it anymore later that day so he pulled his pants down ans got his pocket knife to lance it, and no crap he stuck that thing and out shot the bot worm, man I laughed like hell and he said it felt better than the best fart he has ever let go...