Good News/Bad News

[1911]

D13er got a new job today. D13er lost his new job today. Turns out, JB got a job as a Walmart greeter. Shortly after embarking on his new career, JB sees a lady walk through the door with two kids.

JB: Those your kids?

Lady: Sure are.

JB: Both of 'em?

Lady: Yup.

JB: Twins?

Lady: Now what on earth would make you think they are twins. The one is seven years old and the other is five years old. Not even close in age or size.

JB: Well, that is what I thought too but...well...lady, you're so ugly I just could not believe you got laid twice.

 

[sageadvice]

JB wouldn't say something like that... LMAO!!

the other Joey

 

[B_F_E]

After a short one with Wallmart,
another job opportunity pricks D'er interest.

 

[overton]

He said that alright but it was what he asked her afterwards that got him fired.



Ransom

 

[D13er]

lol, I loved that job too.....fricken management at walmart are puzzies......but....I like that option BFE posted up even better, might never get rid of this tennis elbow though.

Hey zigga...you might be interested too...extra cash couldn't hurt you.





great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB

 

[RELH]

Zigga forgot to load his gun, he only shoots blanks, they would not want him.


RELH

 

[REDDOG]

"he only shoots blanks" thank god for that!