Gonna be a DEAD coon...

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TripleK

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Ugh...this raccoon of my neighbor's is awful! That thing is a pest. It comes in my yard daily....every time they leave (just like their freakin' dogs...they have no respect and just let animals run). It has ruined the screen on my sliding glass door. She sticks her arm in and chews to try and get in my house. She eats the cat's food. She chases the cats. She's chasing my chickens as I type(will a coon kill a chicken?). AND...she goes after my little boys! My baby is scared to death of that thing and for good reason. She scratched him and went after him. I punted her halfway across the front yard after that, but she keeps coming back.

WHY would someone want a damn coon for a pet? They're mean and a nuisance. If it touches one of my little boys again...this mama bear won't hesitate to grab the gun.

Jenn
 
"I PUNTED HER HALF WAY ACROSS THE YARD"!!!

LMAO!!!

ALRIGHT MRS. OAKLEY!!!

ITS TIME!!!

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
I had a pet racoon for a number of years and I agree, they don't really make good pets. Just a suggestion TTK, better wait a couple months until it's prime. ;-)
 
TEE-TEE-K!!!

ONE MORE THING!!!

YOU EVER WANTED A COON SKIN BAZZIERE???

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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
KILL THAT SUMBEACH JENN! Remember - Karter can always say he got his coonskin cap from his cousin who got it for him at the alamo.

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
(will a coon kill a chicken?).

They're chicken killin' corn shreadn' mean little bastages. Some of the local lion hunters imported the little SOB's to train their dogs & now we're infested with them. I firmly believe that between coons and skunks that's the reason there are zero pheasants left in our area. I have one word of advise for you "BOOM"

RUS
 
Simmer down TTK, take slow breaths think of a happy place, let the blood flow, slowly close your eyes & go to your happy place ...
Now while your in that happy place go to the gun case, take out the shot-gun then blow that coons head off.

Fill any better ?

BTW, you need to use a shot-gun so it won't run back to the neighbors then die, plus you'll need a dark colored trash bag, that is unless your gona take Bess's suggestion & make yourself a fancy boulder holder, wherein then you'll have to go find another coon, since we know there ain't enough hide on jus 1 coon to cover that pair o' DD's. }>
 
Better yet, put a Broadhead in that sumbich. My stepdad prefers to trap em' and throw the trap in the horse troph. They can't swim real well in a metal cage. ;) Whichever you prefer...
 
If you don't feel like you can shoot the dang thing, go down to your local animal control place, get a live trap (if you don't already have one), set the thing up, and catch that SOB. Load him up and take him for a little trip across the county! They'll let you borrow a trap for free....I've done it!
 
Call animal control next time its over there... they cannot let pets run free on a leash and I think they need to have a permit / furbearers licence to have a coon as a pet?

We had one of those things once as a pet... was cool for the first month but man it got out of control fast. Shoot'em and plant'em. Where this is a neighbors pet, I'd let animal control handle it.


-DallanC
 
, I'd let animal
>control handle it.
>

Hey Bobcat...tell this city-boy what kind of animal control we have around here! LOL

We really don't have animal control. People dump stray animals out in remote Duchesne County all the time and there are all kinds of dog problems. This is a Western Justice kind of rule around here. If animals are harrassing your livestock, you are welcome to shoot them and well within your rights to do so. I don't think I have the heart to shoot someone's beloved pet (and my neighbors love their raccoon), but I sure wouldn't be bothered by transplanting that little sucker somewhere. I can catch her. She comes right up to me. I catch her all the time to put her back on her own porch...one day maybe she'll mysteriously make her way back into the wild. ;-)

I'll talk to my neighbor about it when he gets home. I haven't seen her around today so maybe they put her in a cage or something. Wish he'd chain up his dogs or something, too. That'll be part of the discussion as well. I put up a fence around my property when we moved here 4 years ago just because of his freakin' dogs. I've threatened to poison those damn dogs a time or two...esp. when I was pregnant, cleaning up a ton of trash in the wintertime all over my lawn, and late for work. That did not make me happy...and neither does this raccoon.
 
TripleK ,TK, TK, I'm sorry but I'm having a hard time reading your words about your alls city boy this and that. Come on with it country kid , shoot that sum bich already! Ifin it's a problem that you come in here for some MM counsiling , then finish that little rodent,and then mail it to 30incherassfaceoverlaod.....Larry
 
Just how many coon skins would it take to hold up a pair of double Ds? now we are talkin real DDs right?I aint never held a coon or a DD :( I've got a buddy that says his wife has DDs I tkink I believe him because he has real bad stretch marks around the mouth) .....RIMROCK
 
I know, I know...I talk a big game don't I? I got pretty mad when it went after my little guy though. If that happens again, all bets are off. You don't mess w/this mama bear's babies.
 
Coons will kill chickens. Scratched your little? Dead coon. Make sure if you do it, it doesn't make it back home.
 
Do not wait fer "next time" TK!!

Danged coons!! Don't give it another chance to hurt yer little guy!
It WILL kill yer chickens!

Cannonize that sucker!
Don't worry about saving the skin either! They stink.
What a dill-hole nieghbor!
 
TTK, before you shoot it, at least have a little fun. Put down a bowl of water so the coon sees it. Give the coon a sugar cube. He'll dip it in the water and it will dissolve. The look on the coons face is priceless. He will be feeling all around the bottom of the bowl trying to find it.

Then shoot him if you have to.:( You really can't take chances with your kids, so I understand how you feel. I've shot my share of coons. I don't think the neighbor "owns" the coon, so if it dissappears one day, oh well.

Eel
 
THEM ARE GONNA BE FUNNY LOOKING COON HOUNDS!!!

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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
Coons are like the gansters of the wildlife world. They are tons of trouble most everywhere they live. I think the best coon is one that's just been skinned and stretched.

A few years ago, I got a call one evening from a buddy who's a game warden. I'm in the kitchen, and our garage door is up a bit to let the cat in. While we're BS'ing on the phone, I hear a noise out in the garage. You guessed it, we've got a whole gang of little masked bandits in the garage, raiding my dog food. One was on the steps, and when I yelled at them to get lost, he snarled at me baring his teeth. I kicked him as hard as I could, and he went flying across the garage before landing and getting the heck outta dodge. My buddy is on the other end going "what the hell is going on over there?" When I told him I'd been raided by coons, he said next time I should close the garage door and shoot all of 'em with a .22. I told him I thought it was against the law to do that and he asked me "what are they going to do, send the game warden out there?"

I'll always remember that time with a grin.
 
I dun know how many its gona take for sure, but as a referance I thought I'd post this one of TTK in her snake skin blouse as a frame of referance. She told me it only took two snakes to make this one.

I'm thinking those snake proly ate twelve villagers each.
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Yeah...we caught one of them in the act so I took pictures to document any poor handling procedures. Mama needs her snake skin BH!

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TripleK,

I am sure you have heard this already, but in fact coons are very dangerous. They are known to carrie a ton fo diseases and rabies!!!!. I had a friend that had just under 45 chickens in his barn by the time we trapped the 5 coons in the area he was down to 2.

If you call the G&F, it illegal to have one for a pet and if you catch one it is illegal to transplant it alive as they are not indigenous (sp) to Utah. We asked them to come take care of the 5 we got and they said they would just kill them. They then told us if we caught them in live traps it was illegal to let them go anyware else.

All you have to do is let the G&F know your neighbor has a pet coon and that you are worried about your young kids and they should come deal with it.

As a side note, we used to have a pet one when I was a kid. We raised Missy from a baby. Even though she had been around us kids for 5 or 6 years she kept getting meaner. One day Missy took a chunk out of my toe, Missy got a nice escort from Dad to someplace.

Just my two cents.

BearCat
 
TK...my neighbor used to have one of those, too....now, he 'lives' at out house...


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Well...supposedly it has had rabies shots, but I'm not taking any chances. I haven't seen it since the other night when I yelled at her to get out of my yard though. I will talk to my neighbor about it when I see him again. If it comes in my yard again, I have a cage I'll put it in until neighbor dude gets home and I will make him take care of it or else I'll either kill it myself or have someone else do it for me. I really have no love for the animal and I'm pissy enough to day to do it myself so I DARE it to come in my yard today.
 
Why didn't you kill it the first time it scratched your kid?
_____________________________
Farmers harvest. Hunters kill
 
>Seeing what your handle is, I
>thought you were talking about
>Micheal Vick.

SHOTGUNJIM! That is AWFUL! :eek:

The TripleK refers to my three sons who's names start with the letter 'K'. Nuttin' to do with the KKK or anything racist. Get it straight, would ya? ;-)
 
>Why didn't you kill it the
>first time it scratched your
>kid?

I thought the punt across the yard was sufficient.
 
Ooo...Nice mount, Littlefoot! Put me in touch w/your taxidermist. I may need to replicate that..... ;-)
 
HEY Beefy???

ARE THEM DOUBLE D'S???

OR???

ARE THEY TRIPLEK'S???

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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
20ga....barrel end wrapped with bacon sticking out the patio door. then hose off all the blue-green crap with water hose!
or get a pit bull..(roommates along time ago crunched one up pretty good in front of us during an all night poker game!).
rm
 
Oh! Poop, Jenn ... you've backed yourself into a corner with all your tough talk. Now if we don't see photos of a dead coon ... your credibility goes right down the toilet!

RUS
 
>Oh! Poop, Jenn ... you've backed
>yourself into a corner with
>all your tough talk. Now
>if we don't see photos
>of a dead coon ...
>your credibility goes right down
>the toilet!
>
>RUS


Well...I haven't seen the damn thing since I posted this, but if I do and it does then I will and you shall see.
 

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