God's sence of humor
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NVPete
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Good one! Here's another involving God and Adam:
HOW ADAM GOT EVE?heckuva deal!
Adam was just hanging out in the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely?
So God asked him ?What's wrong with you, Adam?? Adam said, ?I don't have anyone to talk to. ?Then
God said he was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be called a woman.
God said:
?This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash and mend it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make, and she will never nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache, and will give her love and passion freely whenever you need it.?
Adam then asked God, ?What will this woman cost??
God said, ?An arm and a leg.?
Adam then asked, ?What can I get for just a rib??
And the rest, as we all know, is History!!
HOW ADAM GOT EVE?heckuva deal!
Adam was just hanging out in the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely?
So God asked him ?What's wrong with you, Adam?? Adam said, ?I don't have anyone to talk to. ?Then
God said he was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be called a woman.
God said:
?This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash and mend it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make, and she will never nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache, and will give her love and passion freely whenever you need it.?
Adam then asked God, ?What will this woman cost??
God said, ?An arm and a leg.?
Adam then asked, ?What can I get for just a rib??
And the rest, as we all know, is History!!
