Barry: Can't believe she's actually shaking your slimy hand Joe.
Joe: Wow Condy, you're alot hotter than Barack's Clydsdale, what do ya say we get together later for some policy discussion and see what comes up!
Condy: Must not make eye contact, avert eyes, avert eyes -- or I'll break out in laughter at those hideous pathetic plugs - Wow he's really got a slimy handshake, must wash hands....