get them back....funny!

[tageater]

Folks i dont care who you are, if you dont laugh at this there is something freaking wrong with you!

http://www.jibjab.com/view/view_joke/216724

 

[FamilyMan]

That's been posted here before, but it is still HALARIOUS!

Mark

 

[manny15]

yep!

 

[completesportsman]

Good one, I like to give the phone to my 2yr old when they call!

 

[Roy]

TWO WORDS of advice for this telemarketer: CALL CONTROL!

I worked the phones for years and would have been able to spot and idiot like this within the first few seconds and either ended the conversation as a not interested or sold him the damn satellite sysetm. The only tools you have as a telemarketer is your voice and your wit, if you can't use them to fend off idiots like this, then you need to find a new line of work.

I loved it when the mom or dad gave the two year old the phone - EASY sale - you just have to get the little guy to say YES at the right times! Pretty soon, mommy or daddy has a new charge on their credit card for an Accidental Death and Dismemberment Insurance policy - $9.85 per month!


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[completesportsman]

>I loved it when the mom
>or dad gave the two
>year old the phone -
>EASY sale - you just
>have to get the little
>guy to say YES at
>the right times! Pretty soon,
>mommy or daddy has a
>new charge on their credit
>card for an Accidental Death
>and Dismemberment Insurance policy -
>$9.85 per month!
>
>
>UTROY
>Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)


Is that ethical? Hope your hunting ethics are not this chitty

 

[bobcatbess]

GO TO JIB JAB ADDRESS THAT TAG POSTED!!!

SCROLL DOWN TO ORIGINALS ON LEFT!!!

CLICK ON 'THIS LAND'!!!

IT'S AN OLDY,BUT DAMN SURE A GOODY!!!

I HAVE TO WATCH IT ONCE IN A WHILE!!!

IF YOU CAN FIND IT,"FISHIN AIN'T SO BAD" IS A FUNNY SUM BEACH TOO!!!



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[High_Country101]

I have never heard it before that is funny. Thanks for the post.

 

[Roy]

LAST EDITED ON May-18-08 AT 08:35PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON May-18-08 AT 08:34?PM (MST)

>
>
>
>Is that ethical? Hope your hunting
>ethics are not this chitty
>

Oh don't worry about my hunting ethics - I only spotlight from the side of the road - never from the middle and never when the vehicle is moving - most of the time the truck is even turned off! Heck - sometimes I even manage to get my seatbelt undone before popping a buck on my grandma's tag!

Really - don't worry I'm sure a complete sportsman would be able to recognize sarcasm when he reads it.

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[Hoosierbuck]

>LAST EDITED ON May-18-08
>AT 08:35?PM (MST)
>
>LAST EDITED ON May-18-08
>AT 08:34?PM (MST)
>
>>
>>
>>
>>Is that ethical? Hope your hunting
>>ethics are not this chitty
>>
>
>Oh don't worry about my hunting
>ethics - I only spotlight
>from the side of the
>road - never from the
>middle and never when the
>vehicle is moving - most
>of the time the truck
>is even turned off! Heck
>- sometimes I even manage
>to get my seatbelt undone
>before popping a buck on
>my grandma's tag!
>
>Really - don't worry I'm sure
>a complete sportsman would be
>able to recognize sarcasm when
>he reads it.
>
>UTROY
>Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

Sarcasm, yes, plus consumer protection laws make any contract with a minor voidable without cause.
HB