GEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!

[kingfish]

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly,
>Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley."
>Adam said, "What's a valley?"
>God explained it to him.
>Then God said, "Cross the river."
>Adam said, "What's a river?"
>God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
>Adam said, "What is a hill?"
>So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other
>side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" After
>God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said,
>"What's a woman?"
>So God explained that to him, too.
>Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do
>that?"
>God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like
>everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down
>into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and
>finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, his
>patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said,
>"What's a headache?"
>

 

[elk4her]

Ha ha
next time your woman says she has a headache say ok, honey next time you want the trash taken out I'll have a headache too!