Funny movie quotes

[swbuckmaster]

If you got 5 minutes read a few of these. Looks like I will have to rent it again over Christmas

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes



?You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills?Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.?

 

[EdleBrock]

This pretty much sums up most Campfire threads:

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Uncle Rico: So what do you think?

Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.

Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.

Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.

Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!

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overton = Uncle Rico
tageater = Kip
gila = Napoleon

fugitive, don't feel left out, you'd be Pedro, but he wasn't in this exchange...

Just messing wit ya...lol

 

[swbuckmaster]

yes it does

?You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills?Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.?

 

[blazingsaddle]

LAST EDITED ON Dec-21-07 AT 02:11PM (MST)[p]That movie is full of them but I have to speak up for my personal favorite, BLAZING SADDLES! Its just good family fun. Too many one liners to remember.

"We'll make them think their a chicken caught in a tractors nuts"

 

[Blueoak]

"Wow that was lucky, that was a five hundred dollar hand cart"I would like to see them film the five hundred dollar hand cart seen today. Watched Napoleon last night and Blazing night before! I am hopeless. "Hell brother they said you was hung" "And they was right"

 

[MortgageMan]

"I could throw a football over those mountains"

Still cracks me up!!

 

[elkantler75]

hey griswald! where do you think your gonna put a tree that big?


bend over and i'll show ya!!

 

[257Tony]

You're Mom goes to college!

"I already made like a finity of those at Scout Camp"

 

[swbuckmaster]

"don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day"

Tell me about blazing saddles. I have never heard of it. Should I rent it over Christmas?


?You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills?Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.?

 

[ClorideRUS]

"Tell me about blazing saddles. I have never heard of it. Should I rent it over Christmas?"

Dude if you ain't ever saw a Mel Brooks movie ... you ain't ever laughed!

"Hold on while I whip this out"

RUS

 

[nickman]

LAST EDITED ON Dec-22-07 AT 02:33AM (MST)[p]SWbuckmaster......your cover is blown! Nobody but an Arab terrorist or a Martian has not seen that movie.......I'm hopin' you are a Martian....LOL

I guess it makes sense however, as I have zero knowledge of the movie you referenced.....nor did I find any humor in the quotes.....but I am 60 and you are 16?