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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears
6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus i the background that will eventually seize controlof all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstallBoyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory andperformance. WerecommendCooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears
6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus i the background that will eventually seize controlof all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstallBoyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory andperformance. WerecommendCooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
