For all you Neo-Con-Poops

[ClorideRUS]

Welfare Check
A guy walked into the local Welfare Office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ?Hi.
You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I really would rather
have a job!?
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy older man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard

for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL,

and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected

to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as
part of your job assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges as
the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo,
bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for
your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're
bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well. You started it."

RUS

 

[overton]

For a commie plick that was pretty good!!!


Ransom

 

[D13er]

....last time I heard that I was riding a dinosaur....


great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB

 

[ClorideRUS]

Your signature photo indicates you are much younger JB.

Looks like you non-productive Neo-Con-Poops are getting about as much work done today as I am.

RUS

 

[overton]

LOL prolly. At least I'll be spending friday through monday at the ocean. I hope it's not too hot and smoky in South Utardia/ Bakersfield.

 

[eelgrass]

Whew! It's a joke!! I thought for a minute I got fired and they were looking for my replacement. Don't scare me like that RUS!

Eel