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feddoc · Aug 8, 2014

and my favorite sammich maker.

RELH · Aug 8, 2014

Feddock, I hit the floor laughing when I saw that. 1911 does not have the brass ones to try and train Red to those standards. He is smart enough to know that Red would castrate him if he tried that with her, and the "sammich" would be laden with arsenic and not ham. Come to think of it, I also do not have the brass ones to try that with my wife.

RELH

feddoc · Aug 8, 2014

RELH,

Maybe we should chip in for a box of cellophane wrap...the guy has to start somewhere.

1911 · Aug 8, 2014

lol....does it come with a money back guarantee?

RELH · Aug 8, 2014

That is something you better ask Red about and not us. You should know by now that we would lie to you.

RELH

eelgrass · Aug 9, 2014

I don't get the joke. Don't all wives do that????

Eel

feddoc · Aug 9, 2014

Eel, all 'good' wives do that. And more.

Gator · Aug 9, 2014

Lmao
Being married to a Redhead, I value my life, I'm not even going to show her that picture. Now .45 might be dumb enough to show it to Red, But I doubt it.

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