God there is so much material in that article I don't know where to begin. It's like a smartass smorgasboard! .
"Women hang from the poles, sideways, upside down." Now there's an image.
"They spin on the poles too." No way!
"Some even wear high-platform heels while they do it. " Get outta town.
"It's not a typical thing for LDS women to do," - Really? That had to be said? Really, I didn't know that.
"Even their advanced students are impressed and applaud as the women take their turns at the Pole" Oh my.
""This takes grace, fluidity and strength" and a nice bod.
""I don't take my clothes off at all. I just come for a great workout," Bam
"Most of the women here aren't Olympic hopefuls. Just women who want a good and more exciting way to work out." Bam
"Kim lost twenty pounds since she started pole Fitness." Bam, bam.
"Andrea looks great after having her fourth child a year ago. " Bam, bam, bam
"Schofield said Pole Fitness is here to stay. "Everybody's coming here." Bam, bam, bam... BAM!
Punchlines one after another.