I know there have been a few times she's thought about throwing me overboard. Good thing I outweigh her by 75 pounds.... but she's gaining on me. Gawd she's gotta drop a few pounds fast before summer gets here.
And that is why my wife won't go on a cruise with me.
Or climb any high mountains.
Or go sky diving.
Or bungee jumping.
If this guy gets off and goes free I would expect the cruise industry to boom. I'm gonna have a few thousand ready to buy Princess Cruise stock when it goes to the jury.