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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done, There were 3 finalist; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife setting in a chair...Kill her!! The man said "You cant be serious. I could never shoot my Wife". The agent said, Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.
The second man was given the same instruction. He took the gun and went into the room all was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried,but I cant kill my wife. The agent said, You dont have what it take. Take your wife home.
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband. She takes the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,one after the other. They heard screaming,crashing,banging on the walls. After a few minutes,all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,Wiping the sweat from her brow. This gun is loaded with blanks she said. I had to beat him to death with the chair.
Moral:
Women are crazy. Dont mess with them.
Inside the room you will find your wife setting in a chair...Kill her!! The man said "You cant be serious. I could never shoot my Wife". The agent said, Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.
The second man was given the same instruction. He took the gun and went into the room all was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried,but I cant kill my wife. The agent said, You dont have what it take. Take your wife home.
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband. She takes the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,one after the other. They heard screaming,crashing,banging on the walls. After a few minutes,all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,Wiping the sweat from her brow. This gun is loaded with blanks she said. I had to beat him to death with the chair.
Moral:
Women are crazy. Dont mess with them.
