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Jan 24 ? Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances.
Jan 25 ? Announce that ?It's highly unlikely? you'll come back to play again in 2010. Cry.
Feb 1 ? Do interview with Peter King. Tell him ?no decision? has been made, but ?Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi? and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year.
Feb 1-9 ? Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future.
Feb 10 ? Leak to John Clayton I'm retiring.
Feb 11 ? Deny reports about my retirement.
Feb 15 ? Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don?t forget to say ?I don't have anything left? and ?I gave it everything I had.? Cry.
Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch ?Brett Favre Tribute Week? on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net.
March 1 ? Call Adam Schefter to start ?second thoughts? rumors.
March 2 ? Deny second thoughts.
March 12 ? Schedule press conference to announce the rumors are not true.
March 14 ? Deny ever scheduling a press conference to announce the rumors are not true.
March 15 ? Dinner out with Vikings ownership.
March 16 ? Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say ?This is the best I've felt in 10 years.?
March 20 ? Call in with ?Mike & Mike.? Insist you're not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level.
March 27 ? Start rumors about returning to Green Bay.
March 28 ? Deny starting rumors about returning to Green Bay.
April 22-24 ? NFL Draft. Encourage Vikings to draft a QB because you're done.
April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp.
May 30 ? Have agent contact Vikings about a new contract.
June 1 ? Tell ESPN ?I'm not sure? about coming back.
July 24 ? Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana.
August 5 ? Release workout pictures.
Aug 24 ? Sign record contract.
Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press ?I'm here to win.? Say you don't want the focus to be on you. Cry.