Favorite 'Warnings'

[BeanMan]

Here are a couple of my favorite warning notices:

On a knife: Warning, blade may be sharp

On a bottle of ambien sleeping pills: Warning, may cause drowsiness

Any others?

BeanMan

 

[alwayzbhuntin]

preparation H.......do not take orally.

 

[Cooter]

.....consumption of alcoholic beverages may impair your ability to drive or operate heavy machinery and may cause serious health problems



.....avoid contact with eyes or mucous membranes (on a tube of icy hot)


.....do not place over head as it will restrict breathing (on a box of lawn bags)


.....on a bottle of percocet: May cause drowsiness

.....on the little silica pack in a bag of jerky: Do not ingest

 

[polarbear]

In a jar of red label salmon eggs and trout marshmallows: "not intended for human consumption"

On a forklift: "In case of a roll-over keep all body parts inside of the vehicle".

"Do not feed the bears!"

On a package of fishooks: "Caution, hooks are extremely sharp".

On a hair dryer: "To reduce the risk of death by electric shock:
1. Always "unplug it" after use
2. Do not place or store where dryer can fall or be pulled into tub. toilet, or sink.
3. Do not use while bathing.
4. Do not use near or place in water.
5. If dryer falls into water, unplug immediately, do not reach into water. (provided that you are still alive!)

"If rash develops, discontinue use".

Eric

Life long "vagitarian"

 

[sampson]

"If the elevator stops suddenly, don't be alarmed. Push the alarm button for help."

 

[TheKnack]

All those drug commercials where they say how great the product is then list possible side effects that are worse than what the product is meant to cure.
Best,
Jerry

 

[Hoosierbuck]

On a claymore mine: "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY"
HB