favorite sayin?

justr_86 · May 27, 2010

What is your favorite Larry the cable guy saying? Mine is "I was madder than a keebler elf getting demoted to fudgepacker!" Let's hear yours maybe you have heard one I haven't.

You find out who your friends are when you see who shows up to help pack your bull out!

cjboz · May 27, 2010

Whenever something is good= "kinda like having a sore d#@k, You cant beat it"

Wiszard · May 27, 2010

LMAO!!

"The anticipation of death is worse than death itself"

-Steven Segal

Steve

Wiszard · May 27, 2010

Or...

"If the boner police are here, I'm gonna need a lawyer,"

-Excerpt from the movie Hot Rod

Steve

TAGATTRACTER · May 27, 2010

- These two guys go hunting and the one guy says, "Good lord, I
can see your house from here and your wife's cheatin' on you with
another guy!" The other guy says, "Oh, I've had it with her.
Shoot her in the head and him in the privates!" He says, "I
can get that in one shot!"

justr_86 · May 27, 2010

2 more....

"I wrote this song for my buddy that got herpes in his eye, its called lookin for love in all the wrong places."

And
"All my exes have infections."

You find out who your friends are when you see who shows up to help pack your bull out!

kawboy · May 27, 2010

LAST EDITED ON May-27-10 AT 05:26PM (MST)[p]That John Denver is full of $#!t man!
Or
Ill tell you who it was. . . . . It was that dam sasquatch

I tried to walk into target. . . But I missed

I use to do drugs, I still do, but I use to too

Rub some dirt on it, ya sissy!