Not a Rocker, but I think Enya would be a worthy quest for the troops. Not sure if she ain't one of those "man-hater" types, though.
Wiszard--yeah, I first heard of such a translation in Interlaken in '85 while consuming large and heavy German fare amongst Basques, Frogs, Limeys and Italians at our large table in four languages at once. It was great!