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Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they come
upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the
size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom. I wonder
how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and
listen and
see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here,
give me a hand
and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over,
and count one,
and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they
hear a rustling
in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come
crashing
through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in
head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole
and trying to
figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say
there," says the
farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere,
did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a
minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a
hunert miles an
hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a
transmission!"
JB
they come
upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the
size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom. I wonder
how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and
listen and
see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here,
give me a hand
and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over,
and count one,
and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they
hear a rustling
in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come
crashing
through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in
head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole
and trying to
figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say
there," says the
farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere,
did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a
minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a
hunert miles an
hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a
transmission!"
JB
