Damn, didn't work. I have a menu of farts that you can play on your computer if you have speakers!!! My boss sent it to me and we have dueling fart fights every Friday....
Try this, roll over some night, and press your butt cheeks against the wife's back, and let one go. Makes a funny sound, and really pisses her off. I can't do it anymore because one time it wasn't just gas. Damn near got me divorced....pc