Farts are fun!!!

Damn, didn't work. I have a menu of farts that you can play on your computer if you have speakers!!! My boss sent it to me and we have dueling fart fights every Friday....
 
You should know that if you're over 50 there is couple things you don't do and they are.

1# don't trust a fart.
2# don't waste a hard on.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
 
Gator I think that is the third time you have posted that this week.

Yep - you are showing your age!


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
See I'm not the only one that makes old jokes!!
lmao

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Roy where are the other 2 this week, LOL
The first thing to go is the mind, I think.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
 
Try this, roll over some night, and press your butt cheeks against the wife's back, and let one go. Makes a funny sound, and really pisses her off. I can't do it anymore because one time it wasn't just gas. Damn near got me divorced....pc
 
Paul, I did that once and added a squirt of hand lotion from a tube held between my legs.

She had her suitcase half packed before I could stop laughing.

That marriage didn't last long.Still wonder what went wrong.????

If I did it with the current wife, there would be a funeral on Tuesday!

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
 
ROTFLMMFAO! That is so frickin' funny! I'm gonna try it tonight. Just have to get the lotion out of the shower! :)








Piper, how's your period?

Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!

440Sixpack wants to measure your boners!
 

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