Fart in a tree stand?

1shot1kill · Sep 3, 2009

I was sitting on a water hole last night and my dinner of chili cheese fritos and M&M's wasn't sitting very well in my stomach. The sun was fading and the animals were moving. I had the wind in my favor, scent blocker spray on, scent free clothing on.
I know I am not the only person who has been in this situation. I know what I chose to do. I'm interested to see what yall do when everything is working for you but your a$$. 1shot1kill.

elkhunterUT · Sep 3, 2009

If I am serious about killing something I hold those farts till I am blue in the face

Boskee · Sep 3, 2009

A situation like that only calls for 1 thing. More salsa and the hotter the better. You will notice a slight increase in the decibels of your rumblings but there's no odor. They burn up immediately upon release. Only other solution Scent lok underware, your boys will die but you'll be odor free.

EdleBrock · Sep 3, 2009

You'll laugh...

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Also have seat cushions...hmmm, my coworkers could use those...

EdleBrock · Sep 3, 2009

LMAO...

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BuckSnort · Sep 3, 2009

I just let em' rip.........

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Huntindad · Sep 3, 2009

Pull the scent lock real tight and pray it works! Be acreful when you unzip!
HD

curley · Sep 3, 2009

>I was sitting on a water
>hole last night and my
>dinner of chili cheese fritos
>and M&M's wasn't sitting very
>well in my stomach.
>The sun was fading and
>the animals were moving.
>I had the wind in
>my favor, scent blocker spray
>on, scent free clothing on.
>
>I know I am not the
>only person who has been
>in this situation. I
>know what I chose to
>do. I'm interested to
>see what yall do when
>everything is working for you
>but your a$$. 1shot1kill.
>
Your SICK Jason!
But my wife did find an iPee, if anyone has issues needing to leak out a bit while up in the stand

rugarm77 · Sep 3, 2009

>Pull the scent lock real tight
>and pray it works! Be
>acreful when you unzip!
>HD

That hasn't worked for me,, LOL

bbgellerman · Sep 3, 2009

The only thing worse that that is sitting in a double bull blind and smelling it for the next 30 minutes. About the time the stink goes away you have to rip again. Those blinds really do lock in your scent. Good and bad......

fatrooster · Sep 3, 2009

Let then out. Let them be free. fatrooster.

SMELLYBUCK · Sep 3, 2009

Just bring matches so you can burn 'em off.

eelgrass · Sep 3, 2009

That's why I always wear a neoprene wet suit when blind hunting. They don't get out until you take it off!

Eel

Rodent_ID · Sep 3, 2009

This isnt rocket science for heavens just fart, its natural.

IMDantlerboy · Sep 3, 2009

Depends on how bad the situation is???? Just make sure if you do decide to gamble and let some hot air out just make sure you don't loose. The tree stand is not the spot to Gamble on a fart and loose. But if all is setting well with the stomach and you just needs to let some hot air out... go for it, it will blow out in a hurry hopefully and just hope there's no Giant deer or elk down wind.... Its better to release the pressure when you have a chance then in full draw......

legacy · Sep 4, 2009

I was letting them rip quite a bit while I was in my blind a week ago. The deer didn't seem to mind at all!

Julian · Sep 4, 2009

Drink some dead down wind

Model_70_Guy · Sep 5, 2009

Like the old saying:
"they don't pay rent so kick em out."

BeanMan · Sep 5, 2009

You should build a campfire and sit with your butt over the smoke. I seen several posts on MM this year where they claim campfire smoke will solve all of your scent worries.

Bean