Ever wake up with wood?

[Feleno]

Had the day off yesterday so i took the opportunity to sleep in. wife went to work but left me a reminder in bed next to me to fix the patio rail. nice huh?

 

[overton]

At least it wasn't a horse's head.



Ransom

 

[kilowatt]

Or your "woody" there beside you.

 

[slamdunk]

Well Brett, at least she didn't HIT you in the head with that "wood" for not fixing the patio the last time she asked you too!!


.........maybe that's next week.

 

[Feleno]

slam
and if I don't fix the patio i may not to get to use the "wood" for a while

 

[RACKMASTER]

good thing chitter in good shape!
or the bush requires no trim job....(figure out that one!).
rm

 

[nickman]

Fdude....yes, I still occasionally wake up with wood, but unlike you, it is always my own! LOL.... Sorry, couldn't help myself, when you make it sooo easy.

 

[B_F_E]

TTK woke up & said.....

"I dreamed of a jeannie with a ten foot wienie & I showed to the lady next door, she thought it was a snake & hit it with a rake, and now its only five feet four"

 

[Feleno]

nick
i don't mind lobbing you a slow pitch to hit outta the park once in a while. good one

BFE
Robert Frost would be proud. most of you MMers might have to Google him.

 

[Model_70_Guy]

Sheesh.. I remember when that was a every morning norm... Now.... well... not so much...

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY F'DUDE!!!

NEXT TIME YOU DON'T DO WHAT YOU'RE ASKED???

SHE'LL TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR WOOD HERSELF!!!!



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!