Eel and Kilo

Feleno

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Forgive me if this has been Manny-ied.

Eel and Kilo were sitting on a park bench one morning. Eel had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. Kilo was amazed at Eel's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. Eel said, "Well, I eat rye bread every
day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."So, on the way home Kilo stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help. Kilo said, "Do you have any rye bread? "She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
Kilo said, "I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard. "Kilo replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this stuff but me."
 
True story!




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