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Rackcrawler
Guest
A new sign in the bank
lobby reads:
'Please note that this
bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been
developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash
machine..
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and
enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and
Withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive
off.
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FEMALE
PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that much of this part is
the truth!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up
the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3.. Set
parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will
call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert
card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due
to its excessive distance from the car.
8.
Insert card.
9 Re-insert card
the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back
page.
11. Enter
PIN.
12. Press cancel
and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash
required.
14. Check makeup
in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside..
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check
makeup..
19. Drive forward
two feet.
20. Reverse back
to cash machine.
21. Retrieve
card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
slot provided!
23. Give dirty
look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24.. Restart stalled engine
and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking
Brake.
Tom
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
lobby reads:
'Please note that this
bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been
developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash
machine..
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and
enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and
Withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive
off.
*******************************
FEMALE
PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that much of this part is
the truth!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up
the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3.. Set
parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will
call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert
card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due
to its excessive distance from the car.
8.
Insert card.
9 Re-insert card
the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back
page.
11. Enter
PIN.
12. Press cancel
and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash
required.
14. Check makeup
in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside..
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check
makeup..
19. Drive forward
two feet.
20. Reverse back
to cash machine.
21. Retrieve
card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
slot provided!
23. Give dirty
look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24.. Restart stalled engine
and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking
Brake.
Tom
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
