Don't Putter through Utah Eel!

elkassassin · Jan 31, 2013

Seems We have a few people causing Problems during the Mormon 500!

People like Eel Putting down the Road in the Hammer Lane!

(((RAZZIN Ya Eel!

)))

Now You can:

Shave!

Read the Paper!

Brush your Teeth!

Talk on your Phone!

TEXT!

Even SEXT!

But By Gawd do not Slow the TARDS down during their Mission!

Now I've never had to give an Officer my Autograph for this kind of Activity but I've seen a few Drivers that deserved what they are about to recieve!

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=23923913&ni...t-lane-coasters&fm=home_page&s_cid=featured-2

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

elkassassin · Jan 31, 2013

A Few Excuses I've used/tried over the years and most of them didn't work!

Well Officer,My Girlfriend just called & said the Majic Moment was near & If I didn't Hurry I was gonna miss out on it!

Well Officer,at least I wasn't Impeding!

Speeding?Shoot I was just Coastin!

Officer,I thought You said you didn't wanna see me again?

I Thought they said Chargers were Fast Officer?

My Best & Favorite is this one though:

Yes Officer,I do realize I was Haulin Ass,actually more than doubling the Speed Limit in a Construction Zone,But is there any chance you know 1911?He happens to be one of my Best Friends at the moment & just wondering by chance if you know him?LMAO!

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

feddoc · Jan 31, 2013

Sounds more like those dummies need to learn how to not follow so closely and learn how to not lose their temper.

mntman · Feb 1, 2013

Good for Utah, Colorado has that law but they don't enforce it
:-(
The people that do that are just a$$holes that are pissed off at the world and want to make others pissed too. Give'em a $500 fine and those stupid azz's would move over!

Mntman

"Hunting is where you prove yourself"

Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer?

"It is my penis, and I will wash it as fast and as long as I want to!"

fireball77 · Feb 1, 2013

NEVER SAY THAT YOU KNOW 1911 ....YOU WILL GET A TICKET FOR SURE, POSSIBLY EVEN THROWN IN THE SLAMMER!!!

DONT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA !!!

elkassassin · Feb 1, 2013

>NEVER SAY THAT YOU KNOW 1911
>....YOU WILL GET A TICKET
>FOR SURE, POSSIBLY EVEN THROWN
>IN THE SLAMMER!!!
>
>DONT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA
>!!!

Well Red!

I kinda found that out!

Said He'd never heard of the JOKER!

But the Secret has been this part:

I then Ask:

Well do you know Lil Red?

He says:I've never done this before,but you're gettin a FREE Ride now for sure!

"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!

eelgrass · Feb 1, 2013

JFP!!!! Bobcat!

I ain't been within 50 feet of a fast lane since I sold my GTO in 1967!

I'm pulled so far over to the right I spend most of my time driving in the frickin grass! Give me a frickin break!

That's probably why I get lost going through SLC. I'm pulled over so far I get forced onto the damned exit!

All the times I've driven through Nevada I've only passed one vehicle! It was an old man in a 1953 Ford P/U, and I think he was drunk! I almost rear ended the poor 'ol guy! It was just east of Lovelock. I remember it like it was yesterday. Actually it was a pretty proud moment! I passed someone!!!! Take that you old bastard!

I get flipped off no matter what lane I'm in! WTF?????

Eel