Don't feed the fish

And these flathead catfish noodlers think they are the chit. This boy makes them noodlers look like amateurs.
 
Eel, do not try that in the bay. Your luck it would be a great white that grabs you.
RELH
 
I would actually be more afraid that a crab might come by. Ouch!
Speaking of crabs...well, lobsters maybe...

So I was wandering outside Walmart & saw a guy standing there with a sign that said, "Lobster Tales - $2 each."

I chuckled, thinking this guy not only can't spell, but he has no idea what lobster tails are worth. I quickly asked, "Can I buy more than one?"

He nodded, "yup."

I pulled out a $10 bill, handed it to him & said, "I'll take five of them."

He reached into a box & pulled out a few pages of paper with handwriting on them. "There ya go. No two alike."

I looked at the top page. It began..."Once upon a time, there was a lobster named..."
 

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